Zippy Emails/emails/1

Overview

Zippy Email #1: good times

Now back in the email-checking business, Zippy reflects on the old days.

CAST: Zippy, Mitch, Aruseus

PLACES: Living Room, Zippy's Bedroom

PAGE TITLE: Indy X9.

Transcript

{Open: Zippy's Living Room. Zippy and Mitch are sitting on the couch.}

ZIPPY: How long has it been, Mitch?

MITCH: What?

ZIPPY: How long has it been since I've checked my email?

MITCH: About... a year, maybe?

ZIPPY: Woah. I've been slacking off.

MITCH: Well, ever since we moved, nobody's really heard of us.

ZIPPY: It's still nice to be away from those weirdons over at Free Country.

MITCH: Yeah.

{Pause.}

ZIPPY: You know what? It's time to break out the old Indy X9 and check me an email!

{Zippy runs to his room.}

MITCH: I'm leaving.

{Mitch leaves.}

{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom. Zippy is at his computer.}

ZIPPY: {clicks on email icon} Good to be back, everyone!

subject: hey!

Zippy? That really you?
Where have you been?
I want to see you again and relive all of the grood times!
(Except for our future rivalry)
-The Aruman (you should know)

ZIPPY: Wait, Aruman? Aruseus is here?

ARUSEUS: That's right, old pal!

{Zippy turns around to see that Aruseus has been standing behind him the whole time.}

ZIPPY: BLAAAUGH! What the- how did- where did you come from?

ARUSEUS: When I heard you moved, I had to come see you again! Man, we were inseparable a couple of years back!

ZIPPY: You... did you break into my house?

ARUSEUS: Man, we had such good times! Like that time when our future selves came form the future to destroy us!

ZIPPY: ... You broke into my house! What the hell is wrong with you?

ARUSEUS: Man, that was close! Good thing your future self saved the day!

ZIPPY: ... You know, in retrospect, I don't quite remember anything like that happening.

ARUSEUS: ... Okay, then. Or that time when we were watching a scary movie, and you and I thought that your friend was a possessed truck?

ZIPPY: I think I blocked that one out, honestly.

ARUSEUS: ... Well. How about that time when some samurai came to your house to kill you?

ZIPPY: Okay, that one I remember.

ARUSEUS: You had over 30 emails, man! You should be proud!

ZIPPY: Wow, 30 emails? People liked me that much?

ARUSEUS: Apparently, yes.

ZIPPY: Hunh. So, what, should I start this monster up again?

ARUSEUS: Why not?

ZIPPY: Alright, then! From this day on, Zippy Emails is back, baby!

{Fade to black.}

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