(even if you aren't vegan)
Yvonne hosts a reality show/4
Transcript
{cuts to a field. the sun is slowly rising over the horizon. the camera zooms out, showing a humming bird fly ing by the screen, landing on a metal railing. it tweets twice. a glassy feature goes over it, showing marissas room. marissa gets up, in a white pajama shirt and red pajama pants, and yawns, pushing her covers towards the window.}
MARISSA: {the covers going in the window, which expands, before shooting out} Good morning, wor- {the covers hit marissa's back, causing her to fall off teh bed} AAAUGH! {hits the floor with her forehead. she gets up, rubbing her forehead. she looks at the window} Looks kind of like rubber. I'm gonna get some breakfast before Kalt gets to the cheese danishes. {walks offscreen}
{cuts to the hallway. marissa walks out of her room. maloa leaves his room as well.}
MALOA: Hey, E.D.
MARISSA: Just because shes a good book character doesn't mean I have to be here.
MALOA: {angrily} I'm fine, thanks for asking. {leaves the room. marissa fallows shortly}
{cuts to the breakfast area. yvonne is just getting out a few trays of food. marissa and maloa walk in}
YVONNE: Hey, guys!
MALOA: Hey, yvonne. Is kalt up yet?
YVONNE: There are plenty of cheese danishes left.
{maloa and marissa grabs trays, and then walk upto a few laszy susans holding pastries. they both take some danishes, and sit down}
MARISSA: It's funny, really. My covers tried to kill me as I got up.
MALOA: It's a shame they didn't.
MARISSA: Is glass flexible?
MALOA: Keep talking, and you will find a "d" blanded onto your face tomorrow.
MARISSA: It's an A, and I'm not having an affair.
MALOA: You are, however, having trouble not acting like a dork.
MARISSA: {gets an angered expression. as a significant hitting noise is heard from under the table, maloa gets an expression of hurt} And you are having trouble not crying.
YVONNE: It's nice that the campers are working so well together.
MARISSA: I swear, when we next get in the kitchen, you're getting a fork jammed so far down your throat-
ETESAY: {offscreen} AAAAAAUGH!
MARISSA: I'll be right back. {leaves. maloa grabs her cheese danish.}
{cuts to etesays room. etesay is sitting up on her bed, crying. her cell phone is on the floor, open. marissa walks in}
MARISSA: What's wrong?
ETESAY: The evil known as pinky texted everyone here my secret.
MARISSA: How do you know?
ETESAY: Because I got texts back from everyone with a cell phone but her. I'm doomed, aren't I?
MARISSA: Lucky for you, I brought a bottle of purple hair dye.
ETESAY: Wha-
{cuts to the breakfast area. maloa is now relaxing in a small lounge, watching a TV. marissa walks in, with etesay, who is dressed like pinky.}
MALOA: Good morning, pinky.
MARISSA: {rolling her eyes} And she gets a welcome.
{confessional: Maloa}
MALOA: I knew it was Etesay. But I couldn't risk being around her. {points at the camera} If any of you tell anyone here, I'm gonna call the person in the middle of my {holds up a picture of I'm a bell} speed dial list.
{cuts back to the dining area. pinky walks in, dredded like etesay. her hair is dyed purple with green stripes}
PINKY: Good morning.
MALOA: {looks at etesay, then pinky} Um... Did you two swap voices?
PINKY: Sure. {walks up to the breakfast bar. grabs a tray} Where are the cheese danishes?
{maloa burps}
PINKY: My morning is ruined now! I want a cheese danish!
ETESAY: {holds up a canteloupe} Canteloupes are closesly related to danishes. They both... absorb... knowledge... from water...
{confessional: Pinky}
PINKY: Etesay is dumber than an empty tin can.
{confessional: Marissa}
MARISSA: I somtimes wonder how she passed kindergarten.
{cuts back}
NICHOLAS: {enters, now with a cast on his leg} Hey, Maloa, Pinky, and, {zooms into a shot of etesay and marissa} um... Pablo and Biala!
PINKY: {lowers eye lids, starts clapping unenthusiasticaly} {sarcastic} Nice job, captain observent. {stops clapping}
{amber walks in}
{confessional: Marissa}
MARISSA: To tell the truth, I was looking foreward to amber entering. She could sort this out.
{cuts back}
AMBER: Stop doing whatever you're doing, I've entered!
{no one moves. amber frowns}
MARISSA: {walks up to amber} Amber, can you help me with-
AMBER: -sorting out the social problem thats ruining the friendship between you, Etesay, and Maloa?
MARISSA: Spot on.
AMBER: Sorry, I know nothing about it.
{confessional: Amber}
AMBER: Think of it this way: I'm getting Nicholas and Pinky on my side, so if I got Marissa, Etesay, and Maloa angry at each other, I could pick them off this show like apples off a tree.
{confessional: Marissa}
MARISSA: I hope she gets run over by pluto.
{back}
KALT: {walks in, looks at the cheese danish tray. begins licking it}
MARISSA: What are you doing?
KALT: I want a danish.
YVONNE: Okay, now that everyone's here, I'll start the challange. Follow me outside.
{yvonne leaves, everyone following}
Escapenter the room
{cuts to in front of the hotel. everyone goes outside. as soon as everyone is outside, yvonne closes and locks the front door}
AMBER: Hey, what the-
MARISSA: What's going on?
NICHOLAS: Isn't there supposed to be a challenge?
YVONNE: {through the door} Of course there is. You need to enter the hotel while doing the least collateral damage. Last one in loses. Also, the winner will get a bonus for next week. By the way push the button next to the statue of the {cuts to a statue of some fruit} orange for this confessional. {leaves}
MALOA: This is simple. Move away! {picks up a rock, throws it at a window. it merely bounces off it, and hits kalt in the eye. he doesn't seem to care}
MARISSA: Oh, yeah. My window did seem to be rubber this morning.
MALOA: {lowers eye lids} Gee. Thanks.
NICHOLAS: Okay. We need to map out the hotel. everyone, takes a different side of the hotel, and report any possible entrance-
{a knocking sound is heard. cuts to inside the lobby. kalt is knocking on the front door}
KALT: I found one!
NICHOLAS: Great! What is it?
{brief pause}
KALT: I don't remember.
{cuts back outside}
MARISSA: Okay, what ways will cause little damage to the building?
ETESAY: We can't break the front door. We'd hurt kalt.
AMBER: {running towards the door} What? {runs into the door, falling over backwards.}
MALOA: Two points!
{confessional: Etesay}
ETESAY: Yvonne must have planned a lot of ways, hence 'least collateral damage'.
{cuts to the side of the building. marissa is looking up. Nicholas comes in}
NICHOLAS: What have you found?
MARISSA: I think the water slide is our ticket in.
NICHOLAS: How are we supposed to get up there?
MARISSA: Listen closely. First, we-
{the screen swipes to marisa on top of a tree. the trunk looks surprisingly black. Nicholas is behind the tree.}
NICHOLAS: You really sure this is safe?
MARISSA: Positively. Push that tree!
'{Nicholas runs into and begins bushing on the blackened part of the tree. it quickly begins to collapse}
NICHOLAS: NOW!
{cuts to a closeup of marissa. she jumps off the tree, holing onto the edge of a bright yellow slide.}
MARISSA: Yes! {climbs onto the slide, goes into the hotel.}
{cuts to the back of the buliding. Maloa, Pinky, and Amber are here.}
NICHOLAS: Got any pla-
MALOA: Yep!
NICHOLAS: Good. What?
PINKY: See the crumbling portion of the wall?
NICHOLAS: Yes...
{maloa grabs onto the back of nicholas's wheelchair.}
NICHOLAS: What's going on?
{maloa runs at full speed towards the crumbling portion of the wall. nicholascreates a large gap, but can't seem to move. maloa climbs into the building through a crevice next to nicholas. he pulls nicholas in.}
MALOA: NOW, PINKY!
{pinky runs towars the wall, amber quickly begins following. a white box partially appears in the wall. as soon as pinky enters, it completely covers the hole, revealing it to be a washing machine.}
AMBER: You left me out?
{confessional: Amber}
AMBER: I'm gonna crush those two like they crushed the wall.
Scamm'd!
{cuts to the right side of the building. Etesay is there. Amber walks in}
ETESAY: Don't even come near me.
AMBER: And I shouldn't why?
ETESAY: Because, just like everyone else wants to, I know you will just mock me. I might as well just leave this show.
AMBER: That's not true!
ETESAY: Just leave me alone.
AMBER: Just follow me, and we will get inside.
ETESAY: And how do I know that this isn't a scam?
AMBER: Because I will let you in first.
ETESAY: Cross your heart.
AMBER: Done.
{the two walk around to the front of the building, to the front door. Amber knocks on it}
KALT: {opens the door} Hello!
ETESAY: {squeals} I'm gonna win this!
{amber punches etesay, and runs inside}
AMBER: Like I'd risk the challenge to save you! {slams the door shut}
{yvonne walks onscreen}
YVONNE: How does it feel to have been scammed by the worst person on the show?
ETESAY: {bursts out in tears}
YVONNE: {looks directly at the camera} And that's a wrap for this episode! That brings use down to six contestants.
ETESAY: {yelling at yvonne} Your show has ruined my LIFE! These were my friends you turned againsed me!
YVONNE: Good for you. {looks back at the camera} See you next time!
{fades to black}