Yahtzee Style Reviews/Number two

SI asks for more brains whilst talking about Left 4 Dead.

The Raview

Alright, here’s your Christmas present. Has anyone ever noted that all of valves games are just a rip-off of a poorly excecuted version of itself? No. Well here’s the scoop: Half-life is Doom, Team Fortress Goldeneye and Portal a unreleased game, Narbcabular Drop. Valves newest steamy release, Left 4 Dead, is destroying a book/movie/movie, in the case of I am legend.

Now, if I guide you across a small amount of my posts on this wiki, you’ll find that I have occasionally said that Left 4 Dead is one of my top five games ever. This is still true, but not as much so anymore after the day after my fallout review in which my brother told me that the infected, a poor excuse for wanting to be original, only realizing that resident evil and I am legend have both used this concept, are not mutations from an odd nuclear explosion that came for a fat mans behind.

I like the game due to its wonderous use of suspense, forcing you to get along with the stupidest people on earth, as evidenced by when I was online and when I was attacked by a crazy man with a tounge that looks suspicuosly like male genitalia and no-one really seemed to care. It’s almost as if me and my tough biker guy had turned invisible, what id wrong with them.

Another thing with the game is the main characters, it’s as if valve created them to annoy mainstream video game people, Zoo you person who doesn’t play video games. There’s a black guy who I swear had the quote “I’ll fry these chickens” a guy from the Vietnam war who essentially flips off the soldiers who actually fought, and a guy who just scream “all guys who drink are violence obsessed”. In fact, the only normal one is the college girl, who incedentially has the worst dialogue. But none of this is compared to special zombies, which include the phaelic tounge guy I mentioned earlier, but also the incredible hulk, a frog with huge claws and a sore throat, a fat guy who often mistakes you for a bucket, and an emo girl who cries until you let her kill you, which overjoys her so much she runs off the map to tell her emo friends.

Well, to sum this up the game is fun, but lacks a plot, and is so good it sits above the other fourty-six thousand and ninety seven game I’ve played, being the 2nd best, being teased by timesplitters so much you can hear the “na-na-na-na-na”.

-I like timesplitters

SI YAHTZEE