X-mail.exe/2

Summary

X-mail.exe 1 - Moon Travel?
X-caliber blasts off TO THE MOON!
Characters: X-caliber, Dig, Dag, Cluckstar Fryer

Transcript

{X-caliber walks to his computer desk.}

X-CALIBER: Checking my email all day long!

{The screen powers on, and an alert comes up that says 'You has 1! new emails!'}

X-CALIBER: Awesome. {Presses enter, an email comes up.}

Dear Excalibur,
Can you make it to the moon
using only a ceiling fan?
Your holder,
King Arthur

X-CALIBER: {typing} Thanks for spelling my name wrong, kingy. I, um, I don't know if you could get to the moon with a ceiling fan. Let's find out!

{Cut to a montage sequence, with X-caliber pulling down his ceiling fan, taking off the lightbulb, adding a helmet to the area where the lightbulb used to be, welding the helmet onto the fan, and strapping it on his head. Cut to him standing outside of his house, with Dig and Dag holding onto his legs.}

X-CALIBER: You kids ready?

DIG: Yep.

DAG: Blastoff!

X-CALIBER: Not yet, Dag.

DAG: Aww.

{X-caliber pulls the cord on the fan, and it starts spinning.}

X-CALIBER: Here we {they take off from ground} go!

{Pan to X-caliber, Dig, and Dag, all flying through the air.}

DIG: This is awesome!

DAG: How long till we make it to the moon?

X-CALIBER: Just a few more minutes.

{A sign appears, saying: 'Three minutes later...' The sign dissapears and X-caliber, Dig, and Dag are all on the moon's surface.}

DIG: Wow!

DAG: Cool! Wait, how are we breathing without helmets?

{The three look at the screen, shrug, and start walking.}

X-CALIBER: Wow, of all the places in the universe, this was the last place I thought an email would bring me.

DIG: We should collect moon rocks, and bring them back to the lab!

DAG: Sounds like a plan.

DIG: Do you have the shovel?

{Dag pulls a shovel from his pocket.}

DIG: Cool.

DAG: See you in a bit, uncle X!

{They walk away.}

X-CALIBER: Be back soon! We won't want your parents to get worried, now.

{He starts walking to the right.}

X-CALIBER: You know, I never thought I would make it here. I always though I would have to be in, like, NASA to ever come here. But, I'm here.

{When he says 'NASA' he passes a lunar rover.}

X-CALIBER: Well, {looks at watch} I better go looking for the kids.

DIG: {offscreen} Uncle X!

DAG: {offscreen} Help us!

X-CALIBER: Whoa!

{X-caliber runs offscreen. He finds Cluckstar Fryer tying up a bag.}

X-CALIBER: Hey, Clucky!

CLUCKSTAR: Sup?

X-CALIBER: Have you seen my nephews?

CLUCKSTAR: The little 'uns? Nope, haven't seen 'em.

X-CALIBER: Dag. What's in the bag?

CLUCKSTAR: Moon rocks for the grill. A small piece will burn for hours. Cluck's Grill will save a lot of money on gas!

X-CALIBER: Man, I could so go for a Cluck Supreme right now.

CLUCKSTAR: Well, see you on Earth!

X-CALIBER: Yeah, I guess...

DIG: {muffled} Uncle X!

X-CALIBER: What was that?

CLUCKSTAR: Um, Noth—

DAG: {muffled} Help us!

X-CALIBER: Are my nephews in there?

{Cluckstar freezez for a few seconds, then throws the bag at X-caliber. He unties the bag, then starts chasing after Cluckstar. After about 10 seconds, X-caliber finally catches up to Cluckstar. He is about to tackle him, when a bell rings. Cut to X-caliber asleep in his bed. He suddenly sits up, panting.}

X-CALIBER: {frantic} Gimme my Supreme! Whoa. Some dream.

{The bell rings again. X-caliber gets up and goes to his door. He opens it to find Cluckstar standing there with the same bag he had in X's dream.}

CLUCKSTAR: Dude, I went to the moon! I got some moon rocks to burn instead of gas! My restaurant will save millions!

X-CALIBER: Uhh, good for you?

{The paper comes down, saying 'Click here to email X!'}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the bag at the end to see an X-ray of it. First, there are moon rocks. Click again to see skeletons, shaped like Dig and Dag. Click on it again to return it to normal.