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Write your story, and make sure to follow the rules. New contests are whenever we have 5 stories.

/win

Rules of this challange

Follow ALL of these.

  • The story is set on a river.
  • During the story, there is a fight to the death.
  • A character will go clothes shopping.
  • A character is hateful throughout most of the story.
  • During the story, a character makes a slip of the tongue.

Write

River War 1: Goin' Shoppin

{Hateful Harry and Clumsy Carrie are in a river rafting store at a clothing part, standing on a plastic river. Carrie is carrying a plastic tongue.}

HARRY: Grr! I'm so hateful!

{The plastic tounge drops. Then, Harry decapitates Carrie. Religous Ryan walks in}

LARRY: Boys, now. Settle dowwwwn.

HARRY: ... {eats Larry's head off}