Wild Mass Guessing/Zippy Emails

The bush in Zippy's backyard contains...

... a lifetime's supply of Rice-a-Roni.
... a hiding Osama Bin ~~Llama~~ Laden.
... a big berry that was hiding in there.
... that Blockbuster movie I lost and could never find.
... a portal to Hell
... a family of rabid squirrels, covered in blue paint, and stuck to the bush via duct tape.
... fifteen and a half pedophiles!
... fifteen and a half necrophiliacs!
... thirty-one necro-pedophiles!
... Zippy's older brother, Merl.
... two oreos.
... that box of gems Rockdahouse stole from me.
... that reality bending chaos emerald Rockdahouse stole from me.
... Rockdahouses secret lair!
... Rockdahouse's Yuletide Zeppelin.
... Rockdahouse's toothless uncle, Lou.
... Zippy's so-far-unmentioned pet, who disappeared a few days ago.
... All of the above.
... A magic schoolbus, a Wii, and a llama.
... Micah.
... A contagiously sick guy, covered in rhinovirus, that gives you a cold.
... The evil Q tip that stabs your eardrum.
... Raiku's Awesomeness.
- So THAT'S where it went... belstrnnmmvnmn 22:09, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
  - Nah, that's long dead. Lex 22:12, 27 February 2009 (UTC)