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Zoo loves the flute because...

  • ...it welcomed him when born by poking in the head.
  • ...he's a flute in a disguise, and playing the flute is actually some form of mating. LOLWUT.
    • Um...
  • ...he just likes playing it okay
    • Good guess, but still not the case.
  • ...he was raised by sentient flutes.
    • Try no.
  • In Zoomails: The Movie, it reveals Zoo977 is really a flute when he unleashes his ultimate power he first discovered when two years old.

Hardhat, Dot, or Albino will mutate

  • into mole people.
  • into zombies, making "Wiki of the Dead".
    • Um...
  • Nevermind. It was going to be hardhat, but...

Dot is autistic

The reason Vinera hasn't been found yet is because...

The reason no one but maloa wants randa, blatona, and blatonas robot to watch asparagus is...

IT'S PORN OMG belstrnnmmvnmn 23:55, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

The asparagus is to go into a very nice puff pastry and if anybody were to cast their gaze upon it the asparagus would wilt out of embarrassment.

The end to this trainwreck of a puzzle will be..

  • Everyone dies, all hit by a bus. Brerose 21:17, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Zoo lived because...

  • God came and said "I don't like you, but you are fun to watch get hurt."
    • There are many flaws with that sentance. Miss Peach.PNGMiss PeachMiss Peach.PNG
      • "flaws"
      • "sentance"
      • ...OH I GET IT belstrnnmmvnmn 22:39, 27 February 2009 (UTC)