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Wild Mass Guessing/Unholy Parenthood
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Gilligan disappeared because...
...he hijacked a Tardis and left to some planet to become a serial killer after getting a VERY delayed reaction to learning to warp consciously.
Tracy is too powerful because...
... when he uses an awesome fighting move, he has to restrain himself so it just barely kills the victim
what
