Wild Mass Guessing/Doggie Emails

Someone is altering reality to prevent Doggie from speaking.

And why? For Doggie to speak would mean the end of the universe. Doggie has infinite mouths contained within his mouth. His voice is not unlike the screams of young orphans when their orphanage is broken into by an ax-crazy murderer. The language in which Doggie speaks cannot be comprehended by a human's small mind. And all he has to say is one word. Well. When Doggie speaks the word "Well", millions of corpses will rise from their graves. They will march into volcanos, and rise out as stone beasts with permanent wellfaces. They will wield swords of lava, and arrows of flame. You may try to hide in your house, but it is no use. There will be a neverending storm of acid rain, melting away any and all buildings. And then they will attack. During all of this, you can hear Satan's laughter and Doggie's faint barking.

what are you talking about

all second gens can hear doggie talk TheCheese 23:15, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

I... umm... {head explodes} belstrnnmmvnmn 23:29, 1 January 2009 (UTC)