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Wikitours/Tour Hub/Badstar
You are in Badstar's front yard. The door to the mansions isn't far away from you. Demyx is in of the door, ready to give the tour.
Chat
DEMYX: Welcome! ...Wait, nobodys here...
ASSISTANT: I am.
SEPHIROTH: So am I! Hey... Haven't I seen you before?
ASSISTANT: Who, me? No, I don't think so.
SEPHIROTH: No. The blond guy. Say.. you look like a guy from this Tv series I used to watch.
DOT: {walks in} Where am I?
DEMYX: Welcome to... THE TOUR! ...OF BADSTAR'S MANSION! Badstar couldn't be here today. He's settling something with his brother.
DOT: Oh, you mean that battle to the death? I was going to get maloa, marissa, and zorax to come watch it. Have you seen them?
DEMYX: Who, Badstar and Homestrong? They're... well... I don't really know.
DOT: I meant maloa, marissa, and zorax.
DEMYX: Oh. ...Who?
DOT: A dorky girl with pink hair, a blond jock who carries around a sword, and an idiot on a silver box.
DEMYX: ..........I'm just gonna... start the tour now...