Wikihood/eps/12/credits

{The main credits start to roll. Garfield and Leigh begin to speak.}

GARFIELD: {VO} One more song?

LEIGH: {VO} One more song.

GARFIELD: {VO} Awesome. Ashur? Play Despacito.

{A robotic female voice responds.}

ASHUR: {VO} NOW PLAYING: DESPACITO, BY JUSTIN BIEBER. FT. LUIS FONSI AND DADDY YANKEE.

{Music begins to play. Garfield begins to sing.}

GARFIELD: Comin' over in my direction
So thankful for that, it's such a blessin', yeah
Turn every situation into heaven, yeah
Oh-oh, you are
My sunrise on the darkest day
Got me feelin' some kind of way
Make me wanna savor every moment slowly, slowly
You fit me tailor-made, love how you put it on
Got the only key, know how to turn it on
The way you nibble on my ear, the only words I wanna hear
Baby, take it slow so we can last long

{Leigh begins to sing, but it becomes blatantly obvious that he's struggling with the Spanish.}

LEIGH: Uh... Tú, tú eres el imán... uh y yo soy el metal..
Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan...
Something something something... pulsooooo...
Ya... Ya I don't really know how to sing these words
My Spanish is really bad man, it kinda hurts
I'm actually starting to become really embaraaaaaassed!!

GARFIELD: {VO} O dios mio, I should've done this part...

GARFIELD AND LEIGH: Des-pa-ciiito

LEIGH: I'd like to eat a bowl of Cheetos
Goku and Vegeta fuse into Vegeto
And I really really really hate mosquitooooooes

{Garfield grumbles.}

GARFIELD AND LEIGH: Des-pa-ciiito

LEIGH: My favorite Marvel villain of all time is Magneto
My least favorite Joker is Jared Leto
And I really really like Danny DeViiitooooooo

{The sound of a microphone being snatched can be heard in the background.}

GARFIELD: Quiero ver bailar tu pelo, quiero ser tu ritmo
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos
Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellidoooo

{Leigh snatches the microphone back.}

LEIGH: I wanna play some dominos
I wanna sell out all the shows
Caffeine makes my heart go all bom-bom
Like a drum that goes all bom-bom
Something something something, sabe
Kero kero kero something, cabe
Something something something el viaje
Something something salvaje

{Garfield forces the microphone out of Leigh's hands.}

GARFIELD: Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza
Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas
Pero pa' montarlo aquí tengo la pieza
¡Oye!

{Garfield gives the mic back to Leigh.}

GARFIELD: {VO} Here, you can do this part.

LEIGH: Despacito
This is how we do it down in Puerto Rico
I just wanna hear you screaming, "¡Ay, Bendito!"
I can move forever cuando esté contigo
¡Báilalo!

GARFIELD AND LEIGH: Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos
(Favorito, favorito, baby)
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Hasta provocar tus gritos (Fonsi)
Y que olvides tu apellido (D.Y.)
Despacito

{The song ends. Garfield and Leigh are breathing heavily.}

GARFIELD: Remind me not to let you sing in Spanish ever again.

LEIGH: S-sorry.

{End Credits.}