Wikihood/doghouse

Dogary

woof woof

Transcriptdog

{Open to the Wikihood Kennel. Chaoshund is sitting at his doggie table, pretending to read a doggie newspaper.}

CHAOSHUND: woof woof

{In walks Lexshire Terrier. He does something funny and nostalgic. Like balance a ball on his nose.}

CHAOSHUND: woof woof?

LEXSHIRE TERRIER: barkity barrrrk!!

{Audience laughter. In walks the two Poodle Twins, Sirridle and Pootin.}

SIRRIDLE: bowwww-wowwwww

LEXSHIRE TERRIER: barkity bark!!

POOTIN: Сука!!!

CHAOSHUND: woof woof!!

{Lexshire Terrier does the dog equivalent of laughing. In comes Noxishihtzu and Beaglay. Beaglay is dusty and smoke is emitting from his body.}

SIRRIDLE: bow-wow wow?

LEXSHIRE TERRIER: barkity bark??

NOXISHIHTZU: arf arf, arf arf arfity arf...

BEAGLAY: yip-yip!!! yip-yip yip yip!!!!

POOTIN: Сука!!!!!

{Everybody does the dog equivalent of laughing. Cut to Dogindale Square. Dogindale's mayor, Great Dane is giving a speech through interpretive rap.}

GREAT DANE: VUF-VUF, VUF VUF, YO, VUF VUF, VUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

{Everybody does the dog equivalent of clapping.}

TRACY BELLDOG ruff-ruff

HUSKOV tyav-tyav

{Sirridle sniffs his own butt, while Pootin tries to chase her own tail. Cut to the Order of the White Duke. Wolfiacul (in her werehuman form) is training with a sword.}

BEAGLAY: yip-yip!

WOLFIACUL: That's a good question, Beaglay. Why isn't the world shaped like a bone? Quite honestly, I have no idea!

CHAOSHUND: woof woof, woof woof, woof? Woof? Woof woof, woof.

WOLFIACUL: Don't be silly, Chaoshund. There's no such thing as a "Wikihood". Only the Doghood!

LEXSHIRE TERRIER: bark!

WOLFIACUL: You said it, Lexshire Terrier! It's a human-eat-human world out here!

{Everybody does the dog equivalent of laughing while tracy belldog makes a poop in the background.}

THE END.

Post Credits Scene

{Cut to Pootin and Vladimir Putin in the Kremlin. It turns out that Pootin was a spy all along.}

POOTIN: Сука!!!

VLADIMIR PUTIN: You are a good dog, yes?

POOTIN: Сука!!! Сука!!!

{Putin turns around to face his giant computer monitor. Several of the world's major cities are highlighted on-screen.}

VLADIMIR PUTIN: Soon, Pootin. We shall take over the world. THEN NOBODY SHALL LAUGH AT MOTHER RUSSIA AGAIN!!

POOTIN: Сука!!!

{Pootin does the dog equivalent of laughing while Putin does the Putin equivalent of laughing as we zoom out of the Kremlin, to an outer space view of the world. It turns out that the world was shaped like a bone all along.}

DUN DUN DUN...