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Basic Info

Lex is the second of the original four Wikihood Housemates. Chaos’ old friend, Lex is a “foreign exchange student” from a random part of space and time. His planet is an enigma, as is the rest of him, but he’s been on the earth since the mid 1930s, and has a strong-rooted nostalgic personality, watching some of the most important cultural milestones occur.

When it comes to the estate, Lex is the host, as he hosts all the events and public outreach to the Wikihood house. He’s the life of the party. And the party. Of course, his parties are often equated to sock hops or lovely dance parties. Lex is nearly never found without some good old-fashioned music at his side.

Despite his physical lack of a respiration system, he is also an avid smoker, considering the act of smoking to be "cool", despite the fact that it hasn't been since the 1970s. His favorite brand happens to be Morley Brand, opening a whole new can of worms when it comes to crossovers with all sorts of classic television programs. Oops.

In terms of everything that happens around him, Lex just goes with the flow. In fact, that's what he's done throughout his entire life on Earth. Exploring many different personas, Lex has a level of experience like none other, and he lives quite an extroverted lifestyle because of it. To quote Johnny Cash, he's been everywhere, man. During the crew's "Space Pirate" phase, Lex didn't take the job too seriously, with his crimes being nothing more than common delinquency compared to the actions of his peers. Because of this, he tries to absolve himself of as much responsibility of it as he can, to much fail.

Although there have been times where his intelligence has been called into question, Lex is actually a rather bright individual, with a great insight to what typically goes on around him. The thing that makes people think otherwise is his shameless disregard for common sense at times, along with the typical amount of eccentricity associated with people not from Earth. Given that he's existed on the planet for close to 80 years, one would think that he would have at least adjusted by now, but unfortunately not. How much of it is genuine and how much of it is willful ignorance is just another mystery about him.

Descriptive Information

  • Full Name: Unknown
  • Gender: Male?
  • Age: ???
  • Birth Date: ???
  • Birth Place: ???
  • Currently Living In: Townindale, Listless, USA
  • Species: ???
  • Ethnicity / Race: ???
  • Citizenship: ???
  • Religion / Beliefs: UFO Religion
  • Height: 5 foot, 10 inches
  • Weight: 152.5 lbs
  • Eyes: Blue
  • Skin Color: Tan
  • Hair Color: Blond