Wikihood/characters/Allen

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Space Allen (native tongue: klr'rth oblQxi Allen) is a mysterious alien lifeform that has been sent to Earth to exterminate its people and capture its cows. Why cows of all things Allen's not sure of, but he's certainly keen to do work. Well, was.

Allen's ship was en route to Earth, as planned, though interference from various waves—radio, micro, gnarly—severely messed with the control interface of his ship. Without a way to steer his ship out of certain destruction, it seemed Allen was destined to meet terrafirma one way or the other. Thankfully, the waves just so happened to put his ejectors online, shooting him out of the doomed spacecraft and into a mall miles away. After landing, Allen decided that now was as good a time as ever to kill all humans... though his lack of weaponry was a bit of a detriment. This was rectified by the stealing of a wallet and a quick trip to Cabela's.

Now armed and dangerous (as well as looking fantastic in his sweatervest), Space Allen is committed to his game plan—kill all humans. If he's lucky, maybe the protagonists of Wikihood will get in his way.

Space Allen Space Stats

• NAME and PROFESSION: klr'rth oblQxi Allen, Lowly zQ
• SPECIES: Data not found. You screwed up.
• HOMELAND: Data not found. You screwed up.
• GENDER: I guess you could call him male
• AGE: 24 Earth cycles, 8980 home planet cycles
• HEIGHT and WEIGHT: 7', not telling
• CREDO: "Always look out for number one!"