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{Cut to what happened immediately after Episode 8, in the Wikihood Manor.}

CHAOS: Alright, so I'm going to make sure Lex gets properly treated since I don't think any of us know medicine.

OIRACUL: What happened between him and the Glabal that would cause such harsh wounds?

CHAOS: Long story, very boring and despair-inducing.

{Noxigar flinches.}

CHAOS: Sorry, nausea-inducing.

{Noxigar gives the thumbs-up. He then makes way for the exit after a sudden change of clothes, including a fedora and a large briefcase.}

NOXIGAR: Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Midway City I go!

{Chaos blinks. After Noxigar has already made way for the Manor's exit, he sighs.}

CHAOS: Son of a bitch. I was gonna give him a series of mundane chores in order to pad his time here, but it appears as though I'm not as quick on the draw as I used to be.

OIRACUL: I don't think anything stopped you.

LEX: {offscreen} FRITZ, LANG, I NEED SOME TOWELS.

CHAOS: Well I did need help finding a good doctor. Here's to hoping that local sorority we live close to bashes Noxi with some water balloons and makes him come back.

{A few seconds of pause happen.}

OIRACUL: Doesn't look like anything happened.

CHAOS: Maybe he had a skateboard or something to outfox them.

LEX: {offscreen} I WANT A PROTEIN SHAKE SOMETHING FIERCE.

CHAOS: I'm coming, Lex!

{Chaos and Oiracul make it upstairs. Cut to Midway City.}