Wikian Galaxy/Userunknown

Planet U is a very uncivilized planet.Most people never go past a citys limits.

About

Size: 9999 times the size of three suns.

Landscape: Half rainforest and swamp, half desert and canyon.There are two citys and an unknown amount of outposts, many of them over run by bandits and animals.Due to the bandits being highly trained, the military is on the top 10 list of most powerful militarys.Watch out for tigers and pumas.

Looks: See picture

Users Points: 1600

Jungle Talk:

ZOO977: I love the rainforests. {pulls up a video camera, gts a video of a rainforest, anding with a wwaterfall} So relaxing.

USERUNKNOWN:{From a helicopter}Did I metion the wild beasts?

{A bunch of tigers and pumas chase zoo}

ZOO977: {filming the pumas and tigers} Wow! Thanks! Perfect for the video!

{Userunknown pulls zoo into the helicopter}

USERUNKNOWN:Do not go out into the wild again!

ZOO977: {pulls down camera} Watch this video i made! {puts the video into a tv onboard. its very detailed and relaxing.}

{A laser hits the helicopter}

USERUNKNOWN:Pilot! Get us out of here!

{the video is still playing, and zoo is asleep on the couch}

ZOO977: {talking in his sleep} Ahh... cookis falling... chocolate chip... {smells smoke} Burning cookies...

IM A BELL: {voips in} A jungle planet? in that case... {grows fangs, Naruto-whiskers, claws, ears, and a red tail (Feral Bell)} AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! {runs off}

USERUNKNOWN:It's 44% jungle, 43% desert, 10% water and 3% city.So, no. Not a jungle planet.

{a bell clone walks in. This clone will be interpreted as a non-feral bell. NOT a clone}

IM A BELL: You know what he means.

ZOO977: {wakes up} Why is the ship shaking?

IM A BELL: Him. {points to Feral Bell gnawing on the side of Zoo's ship}

ZOO977: {looks out the window} I dont see anything!

IM A BELL: That's because he just got INSIDE the ship. He's right behind you.

ZOO977: What? {turns around} What are you talking about?

{cuts to out side the ship. a beast is behind 1-up, looking out a window.}

ZOO977: Anyways, 1-up has my "martian child" DVD. I should go get it. {walks away from the window}

FERAL BELL:{he's the beast behind 1-up} AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! {grabs Martian Child DVD, jumps out window, runs off}

{zoo appears in the window}

ZOO977: Hey, 1-up! whats the matter?

1-UP: Scary bell! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

ZOO977: Have some manners! Thats just Im a Bell, not a monster! Anyways, As you asked, I disposed of the movie you hated! {points to a dumpster, with a "frosty the snowman" dvd in it.}

Unadia {Capital}talk

{zoo and 1-up walk in}

ZOO977: This is a very un-populated capital! Well, we might as well look around!

1-UP: Okay!

{A soilder walks up to them}

SOILDER:We need to see your I.D. card, sir.It's just to prevent raiders from getting in.

ZOO977: {reaches hand into pocket. continues to throw out random stuff, but gets his id card.} Here it is!

1-UP: {holds up a roll of tape} Is this it?

{Im a bell runs in}

IM A BELL: Hello. {shows soldier ID and 1-Up's ID (which 1-Up left in the jungle)} That should prove we're not raiders. Anyways, I saw Feral Bell run into Knoadia. He looked like he was heading here. ...OH CRAP. THERE HE IS. I'll handle this. {gets out pocket knife, runs toward Feral Bell}

FERAL BELL: AROOOOOOOO!!!! {runs toward Im a bell, bites his right arm, which was holding the knife}

IM A BELL:{right arm bleeding profusely} Haha-ow! I'm not-ow- right-handed! Ow. {grabs knife with left hand, swings it in front of Feral Bell, stopping every few seconds because of his right arm} Rrr, this is getting annoying. {rips right arm off} That's better.

FERAL BELL: Grr? AROOO! {lunges at severed arm, eats it}

IM A BELL: Now's my chance! Hmm... I don't want to kill him, so... {gets out tranquilizer gun, shoots Feral Bell}

FERAL BELL: Grr? AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...{falls asleep}

IM A BELL: There. {puts away gun and knife} Now, what to do with him... Hmm... AHA! {points the palm of his remaining hand at Feral Bell, fires an aura at him}

{the aura transforms into an unbreakable cage}

IM A BELL:{picks up cage, walks over to Zoo, 1-up and the guard} I took care of it.

1-UP: AAAAAAAAAAH! Scary bell!

ZOO977: Oh, you meant that bell before. I can get you being afraid of that! But its in a cage, so you should be safe.

SOILDER:Okaaaay,now that that is over, your I.D. cards are okay. Have a good time! Oh, there's a booth with maps around the corner.

ZOO977: ThankS! {takes a map} What do we have here? 1-Up, where do you want to go?

1-UP: There! {points to a donut store with a pencil}

ZOO977: Ok! {walks away with 1-up}

SHOPKEEPER:Hello! Welcome to Bobs awesome dounuts!What type of dounut do you want?

ZOO977: Can i have 2 strawberry frosted, a cinnamon doughnut, 2 strawberry frosted with sprinkles, and that green glowing one 1-up really wants.

SHOPKEEPER:Okay!{Hands him all of the dounuts he wants}The glowing green one is pudding flavored.Your total is $5.50.

ZOO977: {hands $5.50} Thank you! {sits down with 1-up} You know, when stinkoman said he was claning your room, so i had to babysit you, just how messy was your room? {pulls out a strawberry frosted doughtnut, and 1 up takes his doughnut}

1-UP: Not that messy!

{cuts to a scene of 1-ups room, where stinkoman is fighting a giant serpent, made of 1-ups shirts. cuts back to here}

ZOO977: Now, im gonna get a new vaccume. trust me, my room is the home to a giant dust ball. its the size of a pine tree! {goes to an applience store} Hello!

SOILD SNAKE:Shhhh.I'm not here.

ZOO977: {wraps 1 up in tin foil, and wraps himself in construction paper} Neither are we.

Knoadia {City}talk

ZOO977: 1-Up, we need to be careful in these towns. You never know what will happen.

USERUNKNOWN: City. It's a city. Also, this is the least safe city because it has no walls, so bandits can get in. The other city has walls and zero crime.

ZOO977: Well, Me and 1-up like walking through towns, citys, and forests. We hate capitals. Too crowded.

USERUNKNOWN:We have no towns. Too hard to stop raiders from raiding them.Also, we only have 500 people in the capital, which can hold 999999999999.

ZOO977: Oh! Come on, 1-Up! To the capital! {walks away}

1-UP: Okay! {follows zoo}

USERUNKNOWN:They'll get eaten by animals or robbed by raiders.{Gets in helicopter}

Outpost Alpha Talk:

USERUNKNOWN:Pilot! Drop us off here!

{Userunknown and four soldiers get out of the helicopter}