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Size: About as big as Saturn.

Size To Roll Up: We Really Can't Say...

About: {WARNING: Contains SciFi Nerd Garble, you'll need to see the show to understand} Unicron (Bell's father) ingested a Cybertron-like Transformer Prison planet built by the Autobots, and reformed it as an alternate "mirror" version of Cybertron. Even includes an even darker Kaon, inhabited by evil Mini-Cons. Looks: Industrial!

Users Points: 1600

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IM A BELL: And, the GAWMD {OOC:before you ask, "The Galactic Administration of Weapons of Mass Destruction"} allows this HOW?

UNICRON: NO idea.

ZOO977: {corcles around} Where do i land?

IM A BELL: Oh. The giant Unicron monument north of Kaon has an airport/runway near it. If you even SCRATCH the monument, I WILL KILL YOU. ...{coughs}

SEPHIROTH: Whoa... Nice Monument. Looks cool.

ZOO977: {lands, comes out of his ship} Do not be alarmed, I come bearing Monopoly. {holds up a monopoly board}

UNICRON: Thanks, Sephiroth. You're now on my "Bell's friends I don't want to kill" list.

SEPHIROTH: Wait.. does that mean, I used to be in the "Bell's Friends that I'm considering having a nice fancy dinner with, then Killing them" list?

CHAOS: All the funds from touring Terra goes to the development of other planets influenced by the GAWMD. Yours is one, lucky.

UNICRON: Yes. Yes it does, Sephiroth. All of Bell's friends start out on that list until I decide I don't want to kill them. Currently, I only want to kill... {reads list} Those nameless dresser characters that never leave, and Bell's rejected characters.

CHAOS: Unicron, when did you get so...un-major-villainish? I mean, In Transformers, you were all, "I will destroy you". And notw, you're like South Park Satan. Just...so dumb it's evil.

SEPHIROTH: That happens to many villains that interact with the wiki.

{Kirbychu's ship comes flying into view.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Hey guys! Where do I...

ON BOARD COMPUTER: SYSTEM FAILURE. SYSTEM FAILURE. SYSTEM FAILURE.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Crap.

{The ship crashes right into the middle of the statue, breaking the top off. The ship then explodes, causing the statue to blow up as well. Kirbychu flies out and lands right in front of Bell.}

ZOO977: Wait. {leaves, comes back with a video comera}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I think I'll stick with using Launch Stars from now on. That statue wasn't important, was it?

ZOO977: Three... two... one... And he goes!

UNICRON:{eyes inflame} KIRBYCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {grabs Kirbychu, throws him into the air, trabsforms into Planet Mode, inhales Kirbychu, transforms back} There. Now. {spits out a mutilated Kirbychu} YOU! After you heal, you are going to rebuild the statue. Oh, and, Chaos? Seph is wrong. THAT WAS A FREAKING ACTOR. THAT WAS JUST A MOVIE. Do I really sound like Orson Welles to you?

ZOO977: Anyways, I was on Userunknowns planet, and shot this video! Watch! {puts a dvd into a tv, and it shows a nice tour of a rain forest, ending with a tiger/puma chase}

USERUNKNOWN:It's called Planet U!And you don't have any bandits in the video! Bandits are a part of Planet U's civilization!

{Kirbychu gets up}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I'll fix it. {He uses thunder bolt on the statue to magnetically rebuild it. Then, he uses plaster to finish the job.} DONE!

UNICRON:{looks at statue} ...Good. You can go now.

{Kidstar jumps here.}

KIDSTAR RUN: Hi Unicorn! {Kidstar is holding a substance.} Look! This is is made to protect statues! Well... I'm going to explore this place. Bye!

ZOO977: Im off to look for a new planet! {gets in his rocket, blasts off}