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Wiki Wars Galaxies/Play/Dune Sea
You are in the Dune Sea. The place is Packed with Tusken Raiders.
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{An Escape Pod falls from the sky. Out of it comes Ethan Reed.}
ETHAN: Last time Mesa do that again! {looks around} Crudsa, Mesa in a Desert.
BRITISH ANNOUNCER: 2 hours later.
{Cut to Ethan, his Skin and Lips are chapped}
ETHAN: Thisa sun doing something to Mesa skin! If only Mesa Had {spots some water} WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11! {tackles the water, apperantly it was a mirage} Crudsa!
BRITISH ANNOUNCER: 2 MORE Hours later.
ETHAN: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! {spots a figure in the distance} Someone who can help mesa! {runs to the figure} Excuse me Sir.
{The figure turns around to reveal that he's a Tusken Raider dressed up as Rick Astley. The words "You got 'Rickroll'd'" flash at the bottom of the screen.}
TUSKEN RAIDER: I'm gonna let you out, Never gonna let you down! Run around and search you!
{OOC: If I got the words wrong, Please tell me.}
ETHAN: Holy Crudsa! It'sa Tusken Raider! {kills the Tusken Raider with his Double-Sided Lightsaber} Oooooooooh! {faints}
{Jawas come by.}
JAWAS: {in whatever thier language is} Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It's off to scamming we go! {whistles} Hi-ho! Hi-ho {All of them spot Ethan. They quickly rush to him.} We'll heal him to health! {The jawas take him to thier Sand Crawler.}
{go to the Sand Crawler to continue this.}
