(even if you aren't vegan)
Wiki User Email Im a bell/Eating
It's Bling's time to shinecheck email!
Summary
Cast (in order of appearance): Bling, Homestar, 1-up, Grundy, Stinkoman, Blinggit, Homestruigi Runnario (Homestar)
Places: Im a bell's computer room, The Field, Runnario's Pizzaria
Transcript
BLING: Imma checkin' mah email, Imma deletin' mah email, SHOOP-DA-BLING!
EatingDear Bling!
Do you like to eat?
From,
Cow Puncher
{Bling pronounces "Dear Bling!" as "DEAR BLING!!!!! Oh God! Y-you scared me!"}
BLING:{typing} Of course I like to eat! Wait, do you mean "What do I like to eat"? In that case Bull Kicker, I like {Homestar voice} MAWSHMELLOWS! {normal} What the? I didn't say that! But I DO like marshmallows! Wait, who DID say that? I scared!
HOMESTAR: Oh, that's just me. Give me all your-
1-UP: PUDDING!
HOMESTAR:{simultaneously} Mawshmellows!
BLING:...Guys, I don't need your random cameos. I can avoid breaking 1.6 myself.
HOMESTAR: Sure!
{Homestar walks off}
1-UP: Can I stay with you?
BLING: Okay... But only if Grundy can.
{Grundy breaks though the wall}
GRUNDY: YEAYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1-UP: WHOA! CALM DOWN!!!!
BLING:{angry} ...You're paying for that. Anyways, Let's go eat somewheres!
GRUNDY: How about...
1-UP: RUNNARIO'S PIZZERIA!!!!
BLING: Hey, Im a bell went there once! He said it was grood! ...{sad} Why'd I have to go and mention Im a bell? {cries}
1-UP: {gasp} Calm down. It's okay.
GRUNDY: Here,' Have some chicken.
{Grundy rips off a leg, which instantly grows back, and hands it to Bling}
BLING: Thanks. {eats chicken leg} Ahem. {stops crying} Okay, let's go.
{Cut to the field. Stinkoman is fighting a gold Cheatball (Blinggit)}
STINKOMAN: Hut! Hwah! Chiggidibuh!
BLINGGIT: JIBNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Blinggit transforms into a Blinggit/Stinkoman/Visor Robot hybrid (Super Blinggit)}
SUPER BLINGGIT: Random Jibney Death! Attack of the Running Gags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Millions of Cows with boxing gloves appear and beat up Stinkoman. Bling, Grundy, and 1-up walk in}
SUPER BLINGGIT: Hahaha!!! {notices Bling, Grundy, and 1-up} Huh? Oh, hey!
{Super Blinggit transforms back into Blinggit}
BLINGGIT: JIBNEY! Jib-Jibney? {"BLING! How's your first day of email?"}
BLING: It's great!
BLINGGIT: Jibney! {"Hooray!" notices Grundy} JIB!!!! Jib-Jibney JIBNEY! {"AHHH!!!! A giant CHICKEN!"}
BLING: Calm down! This is Grundy. He's from LV2!
BLINGGIT: Jib. {"Oh." notices 1-up} JIB! Jib Jib-Jibney! {"AHHH! An armless guy!"}
BLING: That's 1-up. He's obsessed with pudding!
1-UP: HEY! {sigh} You're right.
BLINGGIT: Jibne-ey! Jib Jib Jibney? {"I see! Where 'ya goin'?"}
BLING: Runnario's Pizzeria!
BLINGGIT: Jib-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! {"Hoo-raaaaaaaaay!!!"}
{cut to a pizzeria. Homestar walks up to the table Bling, 1-up, Grundy, and Blinggit are sitting at}
HOMESTAR: Hi! I'm Homestruigi Runnario, and what will you be having?
BLING: I'll have the chocolate pizza.
BLINGGIT: Jibney. {"The same"}
1-UP: The meatball sub with pudding sauce, please.
GRUNDY: I'll have the Chicken Parmesan.
{everyone looks at Grundy astonished}
GRUNDY: What?
{cut back to the computer room}
BLING:{typing} And that's why you should never have lunch with Grundy. Wait, what was your question?
{the paper comes down}