Wiki User Email Im a bell/Eating

It's Bling's time to shinecheck email!

Summary

Cast (in order of appearance): Bling, Homestar, 1-up, Grundy, Stinkoman, Blinggit, Homestruigi Runnario (Homestar)

Places: Im a bell's computer room, The Field, Runnario's Pizzaria

Transcript

BLING: Imma checkin' mah email, Imma deletin' mah email, SHOOP-DA-BLING!

Eating

Dear Bling!

Do you like to eat?

From,

Cow Puncher

{Bling pronounces "Dear Bling!" as "DEAR BLING!!!!! Oh God! Y-you scared me!"}

BLING:{typing} Of course I like to eat! Wait, do you mean "What do I like to eat"? In that case Bull Kicker, I like {Homestar voice} MAWSHMELLOWS! {normal} What the? I didn't say that! But I DO like marshmallows! Wait, who DID say that? I scared!

HOMESTAR: Oh, that's just me. Give me all your-

1-UP: PUDDING!

HOMESTAR:{simultaneously} Mawshmellows!

BLING:...Guys, I don't need your random cameos. I can avoid breaking 1.6 myself.

HOMESTAR: Sure!

{Homestar walks off}

1-UP: Can I stay with you?

BLING: Okay... But only if Grundy can.

{Grundy breaks though the wall}

GRUNDY: YEAYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1-UP: WHOA! CALM DOWN!!!!

BLING:{angry} ...You're paying for that. Anyways, Let's go eat somewheres!

GRUNDY: How about...

1-UP: RUNNARIO'S PIZZERIA!!!!

BLING: Hey, Im a bell went there once! He said it was grood! ...{sad} Why'd I have to go and mention Im a bell? {cries}

1-UP: {gasp} Calm down. It's okay.

GRUNDY: Here,' Have some chicken.

{Grundy rips off a leg, which instantly grows back, and hands it to Bling}

BLING: Thanks. {eats chicken leg} Ahem. {stops crying} Okay, let's go.

{Cut to the field. Stinkoman is fighting a gold Cheatball (Blinggit)}

STINKOMAN: Hut! Hwah! Chiggidibuh!

BLINGGIT: JIBNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Blinggit transforms into a Blinggit/Stinkoman/Visor Robot hybrid (Super Blinggit)}

SUPER BLINGGIT: Random Jibney Death! Attack of the Running Gags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Millions of Cows with boxing gloves appear and beat up Stinkoman. Bling, Grundy, and 1-up walk in}

SUPER BLINGGIT: Hahaha!!! {notices Bling, Grundy, and 1-up} Huh? Oh, hey!

{Super Blinggit transforms back into Blinggit}

BLINGGIT: JIBNEY! Jib-Jibney? {"BLING! How's your first day of email?"}

BLING: It's great!

BLINGGIT: Jibney! {"Hooray!" notices Grundy} JIB!!!! Jib-Jibney JIBNEY! {"AHHH!!!! A giant CHICKEN!"}

BLING: Calm down! This is Grundy. He's from LV2!

BLINGGIT: Jib. {"Oh." notices 1-up} JIB! Jib Jib-Jibney! {"AHHH! An armless guy!"}

BLING: That's 1-up. He's obsessed with pudding!

1-UP: HEY! {sigh} You're right.

BLINGGIT: Jibne-ey! Jib Jib Jibney? {"I see! Where 'ya goin'?"}

BLING: Runnario's Pizzeria!

BLINGGIT: Jib-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! {"Hoo-raaaaaaaaay!!!"}

{cut to a pizzeria. Homestar walks up to the table Bling, 1-up, Grundy, and Blinggit are sitting at}

HOMESTAR: Hi! I'm Homestruigi Runnario, and what will you be having?

BLING: I'll have the chocolate pizza.

BLINGGIT: Jibney. {"The same"}

1-UP: The meatball sub with pudding sauce, please.

GRUNDY: I'll have the Chicken Parmesan.

{everyone looks at Grundy astonished}

GRUNDY: What?

{cut back to the computer room}

BLING:{typing} And that's why you should never have lunch with Grundy. Wait, what was your question?

{the paper comes down}