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There is a swimming pool.

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{NachoMan walks in to the gym after being booted from the freshman one (>:((((((() with a towel around his waist and a white t shirt on. The room is empty.}

BLUEBRY: {from offstage} Hey Nachoman!!

{Bluebry enters in a speedo}

BLUEBRY: I er, hope you're wearing something under that towel.

NACHOMAN: Nope. {laughs} Just kiddin'. {shyly removes towel,revealing his swimsuit.}

BLUEBRY: Heh. You look pretty strong, I bet the girls are all over you.

NACHOMAN: No, not really..

BLUEBRY: Oh, heh. Well, you just seem... um... nevermind. Let's just swim.

NACHOMAN: Sure. {Bluebry dives right in and NachoMan takes the baby stairs into the shallow side} Okay I'm swimming.

BLUEBRY: No, come on down here next to me.

{Bluebry stares at Nachoman's glistening hair and body. His heart melts.}

NACHOMAN: I'm afraid... I'm no good at swimming. You come over here.

BLUEBRY: Erm, okay.

{Bluebry swims over to Nachoman}

{A random bully comes in and drowns Nachoman}

BULLY: HAHA! NERD!

{Raiku Rins in and getsd in the bullys face}

RAIKU: Hey! LEave my friends alone!

BULLY: ...{drowns Raiku}

{Noid walks in wearing his trenchcoat. He pulls out a gun and shoots the bully, who falls in the pool.}

NOID: You're all to blame!

{Noid fires shots in the air and runs out.}

{Bluebry and NachoMan are standing extremely close in the large pool. They are both in ankle deep water.}

NACHOMAN: See, this is so much better than being out so far.

RAIKU: Help! Help! I can't swim!

BLUEBRY: I'm kind of cold... can we huddle up a bit for warmth?

{Sephiroth comes in, dressed in red shorts. He has massive pecs and has 2 hot girls next to him.}

SEPHIROTH: RAIKU! STOP DROWNING! {Throws a lifesaver at him.}

{Raiku grabs on. Sephiroth pulls it so hard it flings Raiku out of the pool and into the wall.}

SEPHIROTH: Oh well. BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE SAFE. {GI JOE!}

NACHOMAN: {to Bluebry} Of course. {their already close bodies are drawn even closer by each other}

{Bluebry puts his arm around Nachoman and rests his head on Nachoman's shoulder}

BLUEBRY: Thanks. You're nice and warm.

NACHOMAN: {his face goes red and he holds Bluebry tighter}

SEPHIROTH: OI! BOTH OF YA! I DON'T SEE YOU EXORCISING!! WORK THOSE FAT DEMONS OUT!

{Bluebry begins to play with the back of nachoman's hair.}

BLUEBRY: {quietly} I love you.

{TheCheese walks in with his messenger bag slung over his shoulder. He appears lost.}

THECHEESE: {voiceover} I walked in the gym, or what I thought was the dean's office, so I could pick up my schedule. I called out to one of the darling boys in the swimming pool. {spoken} Yoo-hoo! Boys! I am new slovakian exchange student! Have you seen your dean's office?

{Noid runs in, aiming his gun at Cheese.}

NOID: It's your fault, all your fault! You made me do this!

{Noid fires three shots into The Cheeze, and runs away. Sephiroth runs after him, and tackles him to the ground.}

SEPHIROTH: NOT NOW PUNK!

RAIKU: MEDIC! HELP! HE WAS SHOT!

{Noid kicks Seph off and runs away. Seph follows.}

RAIKU: SOMEONE HELP! HE IS DYING!

{TheCheese crawls over to the poolside and beckons to the young Bluebry}

THECHEESE: Young boy, I must tell you, I have not long to live. I have never...loved a man before. Would you...love me?

NACHOMAN: {to Bluebry} I love you too.. {holds Bluebry closer than ever and finds more strength than he ever had before}

{Bluebry hugs Nachoman tighter and kisses him on the shoulder}

{NachoMan returns the favor.}

SEPHIROTH: {Pops his head in, and puts a huge censor sign over Nachoman and Bluebry.} Now, Now, Keep it private! We don't want other people coming into this! {GI JOE!}

NACHOMAN: I think I'm ready to go to the deep end, Bluebry.

SEPHIROTH: Umm.... I'm gonna leave now... {Goes out of the room, then runs away.}

{Bluebry gives Nachoman a big hug.}

BLUEBRY: Good luck.

{With Bluebry at his side, NachoMan slowly staggers his way to the other side, his confidence building with each step. He finally get's almost all the way to the opposite side, when he needs to stand on his tippy toes to have his head above water.}

NACHOMAN: I-I hate to admit it, but I can't... I can't float. Can you teach me?

BLUEBRY: Sure, let me show you.

{Bluebry flips Nachoman over so that he's facing up. He holds him up, rubbing his back slightly.}

BLUEBRY: You think you got your balance?

NACHOMAN: Yeah, I think so... Just hold on for a second.. {enjoys the feeling of Bluebry's arms around him}

BLUEBRY: Hey, I'm going to go get some water. One sec.

{Walks away}

THECHEESE: Yeah, I'm still loveless and dying.

{NachoMan floats their with his arms at his sides for a few minutes that seem to drag on forever. Suddenly, a group of wild drunken students ride in on a motorboat and cause a huge wave. NachoMan loses his balance and begins thrashing around.}

NACHOMAN: Help! Help!

{Bluebry walks back in and sees Nachoman drowning. He dives in and lifts him out of the pool.}

BLUEBRY: It'll be okay.

{He begins mouth-to-mouth resuscitation}

IM A BELL:{is filming Bluebry and Nachoman} I can't wait to put this on YouTube!

{NachoMan's eyes stay closed for several tedious seconds, when suddenly they open to find Bluebry's lips attached to his own. He closes his eyes again and allows Bluebry to continue.}

{Bluebry notices Nachoman's eyes, and beings passionately kissing Nachoman}

IM A BELL: No, wait, this is stupid. {throws the camera at the drunken students causing the boat to explode somehow. Bell walks off}

{NachoMan feels the sudden shift and realizes what is happening. He gladly kisses back.}

BLUEBRY: Oh... wow... that was amazing.

NACHOMAN: I'll say... {pecks Bluebry on the cheek} I've never felt so wonderful..

BLUEBRY: Let's go out tonight. On a date.

NACHOMAN: {his heart swells} O-O-O-O-Ok-k-k--kay. {blushes}

BLUEBRY: See you tonight. {kisses Nachoman on his forehead}

NACHOMAN: Oh I will..

{the two stand up}

NACHOMAN: I think we'd better go back to the locker room. {laughs}

BLUEBRY: Let's go change.

{The two walk away}