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Wiki User Enhancement/Jicem
Yo! Welcome to PIMP MY JCM! We're gonna transform dis' lil' kiddie into a fully grown tough guy! WHOO! PEACE OUT BRITCHES!
Original JCM
Just look at him. He is tiny. He won't survive 1 day in the real world. WE GOTTA MAKE HIM STRONGER. MORE POWERFUL. WE MUST REBUILD HIM.
JCM 0.1
Alright, just a few minor changes here. As you see, we changed his outfit to be a little more reflective on what he is going to be. A Sleeveless turtleneck jumper, and army trousers. HE LOOKS TOUGH ALREADY.
JCM 1.0
Now, we have made him a bit more taller through height technology. He is now around the size of an average adult.
JCM 2.0
For this part of the test, we left him out in the Vietnamese jungle, with facepaint and a machine gun. Building up his muscles.
JCM 3.0
Now we did some personality changes. Instead of telling on somebody, he will no proceed to beat the everliving $#!7 at of them. He now also has the sarcastic wit of a 2nd gen, but the attitude of ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.
JCM 4.0
Of course, we needed to protect him, so we added a Kevlar jacket and a helmet as armour, and a utility belt packed with grenades and explosives of the sort. HE IS NO LONGER THE JCM YOU KNEW. HE IS NOW A COMPLETELY NEW MAN.