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Summary

TheDenzel shows off his vast collection of hobbies.

Cast (In order of appearance): TheDenzel, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The King of Town

Places: TheDenzel's House, The Stick

Date: December 21, 2006

Transcript

THEDENZEL: What's that? Oh! I think it's time to check the email!

{TheDenzel reads "Will, Ca" as Willca and holds out "faaaaavorite" for a few seconds}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Well, Willca. I happen to have a vast collection of hobbies, and I can't really decide which one is my faaaaavorite. So I'll just have to show you as many of them as I can! {Gets up from his desk}

{The view pans out from the desk to view the entire room. TheDenzel walks to a corner of the room where a section of wall is completely covered in shelves. On the shelves are items such as airplanes, hats, bottle caps, shot glasses, and many other collectible items.}

THEDENZEL: I guess the best place to begin my hobby sharing is at the collections. I have found that over the past few years I've gathered up several remarkable collections. Such as model air planes {points to the air planes} and shot glasses {points to the shot glasses}. And I have recently begun collecting-

{Homestar Runner walks into the room, holding an old worn out box}

HOMESTAR: Hey, TheDenzel! What's up?

THEDENZEL: Oh hi, Homestar. I was just showing everybody my collections.

HOMESTAR: Really? I collect things too! Wanna see my base-a-ball cards?

{Homestar leans over to TheDenzel and opens up his box. TheDenzel looks inside}

THEDENZEL: Um... Homestar,

{The view changes to inside that box}

THEDENZEL: The box is empty...

{The view changes back to full room}

HOMESTAR What? {takes the box back from TheDenzel} Ahh! Where'd my cards go?

{Strong Bad walks into the room}

STRONG BAD: What up Denny, DumbStar.

HOMESTAR: Strong Bad! Do you know where my cards went?

THEDENZEL: Um. I'll let you guys work this out... {walks out of the room}

{The scene changes the stick. The King of Town is standing there.}

THEDENZEL: Hey, King o' Town. I'm trying to show the viewers some of my hobbies.

KING OF TOWN: {looks scared} Oh no! Not again!

THEDENZEL: So, Willca, as many people here know, one of the greatest and most fun hobbies is the ancient art of beating up The King of Town with any item you find!

{TheDenzel reaches down to the stick and yanks it out of the ground. He then begins beating it over the King of Town's head.}

KING OF TOWN: Ow! Oooh! Stop! Please! I beg of you! Ahh! Ow! Oof! Stop! That hurts!

THEDENZEL: {stops} Ahh! What fun! {walks off}

KING OF TOWN: I gotta get outta here...

{Back to the computer desk. TheDenzel sits down}

THEDENZEL: {typing} So there you have it, Willca. My favorite hobbies. {stops typing} Um. Ya. That's it. Bye.

{The paper comes down reading: CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL THEDENZEL}

Easter Eggs

  • If you click on hobbies at the end, you will see a video featuring The King of Town, Homestar, and Strong Bad:

{Homestar is seen questioning Strong Bad about the baseball cards in the same area as before}

HOMESTAR: Strong Bad! Where are my cards?

STRONG BAD: I already told you! I don't know!

HOMESTAR: Where are my cards?

STRONG BAD: I don't have them Homestar! Stop annoying me!

{The King of Town pops up in the window behind them, eating baseball cards. The scene continues on a loop from there on with the King of Town in the window watching them.}

Pass Or Fail?

Pass, good grammar, good spelling. The plot wasn't confusing.--Giskard 15:49, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Actually, Fail - The speakers names need to be capitalized. -- NachoTalk 17:18, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
Dude, they are all capitalized. So pass.--Giskard 19:46, 21 December 2006 (UTC)