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Homestar pays for his actions against the HIA.
Summary
Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Stinkoman, 大棒さっさと棍子, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Homestar, Coach Z, Homsar, Leonard Nemoy's head, A Little Kid
Places (in order of ther appearance): Im a bell's computer room, A Torture Chamber, The Head Museum.
Transcript
IM A BELL: My heaadd, has a big ol' crack innit... In the year three-thousand...housand! {reading}
The HIADear agent Iab,
what did you do to homestar after you found out he asassinated
Homeboss Coverup? And why did he do it?
Agent SM (Stinkoman)
{Im a bell stops reading in the middle of the word "asassinated". cries.}
IM A BELL: NOOOOOOOO! HO-O-OMEBOOOSSSS! WHY?!!! Darn you Stinkoman! Why'd you have to bring that up?!!
{stops crying}
IM A BELL: Ahem... well, {typing}what we did first was preform Chinese Water Torture on him.
{cut to a scene where Im a bell, TheStick, The Cheat, a happy Strong Bad, and Strong Mad are surrounding a tied up Homestar who has water dropping on his forehead}
STRONG BAD: MWA-HA-HA-HAAA! YOU SUCK HOMESTAR!
HOMESTAR: NO! NO! NOOOO!!! I can't take it anymowe!
STRONG MAD: HAPPY DROPPAWEEN!!!
THE CHEAT: WHAT THE CRAP DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, STRONG MAD?!!! Uhhhh... I mean, Heh-neh-reh-nih-meh?
HOMESTAR: WOAH! The Cheat? You really can talk? Weird.
{cut back to the computer}
IM A BELL:{typing} Then we tried Coach Z/Homsar Torture...
{cut to a scene where Coach Z and Homsar are standing around a tied up Homestar}
COACH Z: JORB JORB JORB JORB JORB...
HOMSAR: {simultaneously} DAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA...
HOMESTAR: PLEASE! STOP THE MADNESS!
{cut back to the computer}
IM A BELL:{typing} Then we went easier on him...
{cut to a Torture Chamber where Homestar was lowered into a vat of acid}
HOMESTAR: Well, at least this is better than that Chinese Water Torture...
{cut back to the computer}
IM A BELL:{typing} As for why, let's go to the Head Museum!
{cut to Im a bell entering the Head Museum}
IM A BELL: Hey, Spock!
LEONARD NEMOY'S HEAD: Live long and prosper!
{a little kid knocks Nemoy's head to the ground}
NEMOY:{angrily, to little kid} And to you, live short and be defeated!
{cut to Homestar's head}
IM A BELL: Here we are! Now Homestar, why did you kill Homeboss?
HOMESTAR: I'll never tell! You can dip my body into a witches' brew of acid, but I'll never tell you that I was supposed to be his successor!
IM A BELL: Well, that's why, Stinkoman! He was supposed to be the leader if Homeboss died! But things didn't work out the way you wanted it to, did they?
{the paper comes down}
Real-World References
- The Head Museum and The year 3000 are references to Futurama
- "The year Three-Thousand...Housand" is a reference to an episode of MST3K where TV's Frank has an invention called a "lederhosen...hosen" (a pair of lederhosen with a garden hose attached to it).
Goofs
- Homestar didn't kill Homeboss Coverup, he made him dissapear out of existence.