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Im a bell discusses his life and a virus infects the world. again.

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): Marvin the paranoid android, Im a bell, Bling, Vegerot, The Cheat, Original Bubs, Homestar, Fat Homestar, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Storybook Strong Bad, Storybook Coach Zee, Strong Sad(easter egg), Mr. Bland(easter egg), The original Marvin from the TV series (easter egg)

Places: Im a bell's computer room, Bubs' Concession Stand, Concessions By Original Bubs, The Field

Transcript

Life
Preeeeeow, Bellman!

What's life like living with your friends?
Tell Bling he rocks!

Cyrus

MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID: Life? Don't talk to me about life. Oh, hey Im a bell. I just thought your email show needed some depression. Bye forever.

IM A BELL: Go away. NOW! Anyways... {typing} What? Oh. Hold on. {stops typing} Bling, you are a pile of rocks!

{Bling runs away crying}

IM A BELL:{typing} NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! Oh wait, hold on. Vegerot, you are a pile of rocks!

{vegerot blasts a hole through Im a bell's head. It heals quickly}

IM A BELL: Uhh...Ow? {typing} Well, life's fine living with my friends! {stops typing} Okay, next email!

HI BESSY BELL!
i love u
frum

teh viruz

IM A BELL: Uhh... Alpha Cram, translate this!

Hi Im a bell,
Here's an attachment
The Forum
Download Attachment?

IM A BELL: An attachment? Download away, Alpha Crap!

ALPHA CRAM: Computer Update Complete! Pulling up chained-to file "oldfogeyvirus.exe"!

IM A BELL: Another virus?!!! NOOOO!!!! Hey, another email!

{The Chimer 20X6 transforms into the Chimer 1337}

The HIA
Dear agent Iab,
what did you do to homestar after you found out he asassinated
Homeboss Coverup? And why did he do it?
Agent SM (Stinkoman)


IM A BELL: Huh?!! Oh, this must be what "Oldfogey" meant. Well, at least Alpha Cram is gone!

{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The Cheat is there with Bubs}

THE CHEAT:{cheat noises}

{Bubs becomes Original Bubs. The stand becomes Concessions By Original Bubs}

ORIGINAL BUBS: I can see you from HERE!

{Homestar appears}

HOMESTAR: That's some great-

{Homestar becomes Fat Homestar}

FAT HOMESTAR: -Mawshmewwoooooowwwss!!!

{cut to The Field. Strong Bad and Coach Z are there}

STRONG BAD: Now, look Coach Z...

{Strong Bad an Coach Z become Storybook Strong Bad and Storybook Coach Zee, respectively}

STORYBOOK STRONG BAD: You see, three is clearly a smaller number than a million.

STORYBOOK COACH ZEE: Oh, now I understand.

{cut back to the computer room}

IM A BELL: Okay, something's clearly wrong here. Oh, I know! SUPER CHURCHBELL DEUUUUUUUCCCCCCE!!!!!

{Im a bell deuces the Chimer 1337. It transforms back into the Chimer 20X6}

IM A BELL: I don't know how I did that! Anyway, the virus is gone, and my computer's from the future again, so...

ALPHA CRAM: Hellote, Bellstrom! I just updated to compy "nuke.exe"!

IM A BELL: Aw, sh-

{everything explodes. Im a bell's head lands on the ground. Bling appears, looks at the head, and faints. The paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Im a bell's head to see this scene;
{cut to the field. Strong Sad and Marvin are there}
STRONG SAD: Everythings depressing, isn't it?
MARVIN: Yeah.
{Marvin and Strong Sad become Marvin from the old TV series and Mr. Bland}
MR. BLAND: I can't think of a joke.
  • Click on Bling to see this scene;
{cut to the field. Fat Homestar and Storybook Coach Zee are there}
FAT HOMESTAR: Why don't you look over there. For-
{Fat Homestar and Storybook Coach Zee turn back into Homestar and Coach Z, respectively}
HOMESTAR:{monotone} -MUWDEW WEAPONS!

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