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Wiki User Email Im a bell/Jorbs
Im a bell goes to work.
Summary
Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Master of Time and Space, 大棒さっさと棍子, Homestar dressed in a muffler costume, The Priesnouncer.
Places: Im a bell's Computer Room, Bubs' Concession Stand, Center of the Universe, The HIA, SB's House, A Church.
Transcript
IM A BELL:{singing} I should have told you all I wanted was to check e-mai-il, but you wanted me to be the deletin' o-one! {high voice} yes you di-id!
JorbsDare Bellstrom,
wart kindar jorbs yous grot?
Rappa Zay
IM A BELL: Uh oh. A Coach Z e-mail.
{types in "translataz.exe"}
JobsDear Im a bell,
What kind of jobs do you have?
Coach Z
IM A BELL:{typing}I got tons of jobs. One for each day of the week. Except for Monday. That's when I check e-Mail (there's a time warp thingy involved). And except Saturday, that's when Bo-bobo's on! On Tuesday, I go over to work at Bubs's with Strong Bad. Although, usually he makes me eat old, sweaty, food-shaped costumes.
{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Im a bell is eating the Sad Clowndog costume}
BUBS: Just keep eating that Sad Clowndog! Hey, where's Strong Bad?
STRONG BAD:{from inside Im a bell's stomach} HELP ME!!!!
{cut back to the computer}
IM A BELL:{typing} On Wednesday, I go make supernovas and wormholes in the center of the Universe with Strong Sad-I mean, "The Master of Time and Space".
{cut to the Middle of the Universe}
IM A BELL: Time/Space Master, do we really have to destroy Alpha Centauri?
THE MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE: YES WE DO!!! Now, hand me Halley's Comet.
{cut back to the computer}
IM A BELL:{typing} On Thursday, I go run the HIA.
{cut to the HIA}
IM A BELL: Yo twiggy! What's our, uh, ya know, gig fo' today?
THESTICK: Don't call me twiggy, Im a bell! And this is your week off, remember?
{Im a bell pulls out a Tommy gun}
IM A BELL: Now look twiggy! You are to call me Don Belletto! And you tell me today's plan or you ain't gettin' no piece of the action, but your gettin' a piece of the lead from this heater, capiche?
THE STICK: Why do you always act like a mafia boss when you come here?
{cut back to the computer}
IM A BELL:{typing} On Friday, I go to Strong Bad's house to beat a muffler with a lead pipe. Or something like that.
{cut to SB's house. homestar is dressed in what appears to be a muffler costume}
HOMESTAR: Just keep on hitting me! Hit me! Hit me down!
IM A BELL: Are you sure that's a muffler?
STRONG BAD: Uhh... Yeah, why not?
IM A BELL: Okay!
{Im a bell hits homestar multiple times. cut back to the computer}
IM A BELL:{typing} On Sunday, I go to church.
{cut to a church. Im a bell can be seen hanging from the church's belfry. The Announcer is a priest conducting a wedding}
THE PRIESNOUNCER: And do you, Bubs, take Coack Z to be your lawfully wedded freak?
BUBS: How did you talk me into this again?
{cut back to the computer}
IM A BELL:{typing} The weird thing is, Coach Z marries Bubs EVERY Sunday! {stops typing} Well, I gotta go make black hole cake for Strong Sad. Say, You know what would go great with that? Fried Sad Clowndog Costume!
{Im a bell leaves. The Paper comes down}
Real-World References
- The Email Intro Im a bell sings is a reference to a Godley & Creme song, "Wedding Bells".