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Wiki User Email Im a bell/Cute
Bling and Grundy design the cutest thing in the universe. There's just one problem. IT'S PURE EVIL!
Summary
Cast (in order of their appearance): Bling, Grundy, 1-up, Senor Cardgage, Cheatball, Cuteball/Sir Cutain XLII
Places: Im a bell's computer room, Blank Screen
Transcript
BLING: It's email Lucky Numbah 13!
GRUNDY: Er... 13 is unlucky.
1-UP: Thanks for the 13 pudding cups complete stranger!
SENOR CARDGAGE: Anydate, Melindagonia!
GRUNDY: See?
CuteDear Bling,
Badstar.
Could you teach me how to be cute?
From,
BLING:{typing} How to be cute, eh? {stops typing} 1-up! Get outta here! You ain't cute!
{1-up runs away crying. His pudding lands on Grundy's head}
GRUNDY: AHHH!!!! SENOR CARDGAGE'S PUDDING! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{cut to the computer room, 5 minutes later}
BLING: You okay?
GRUNDY: Yeah.
BLING:{typing} Anyway, cute... Well, first, you have to be...
{cut to a blank screen}
BLING:{voiceover} A cheatball.
{a Cheatball appears}
GRUNDY:{voiceover} And have abnormally large eyes.
{Stinkoman's eyes appear on the Cheatball}
BLING: Oh! And you need to be so happy, it's creepy.
{The cheatball's mouth becomes bigger and happy}
GRUNDY: Oh! And you need some nub-legs!
{the Cheatball grows tiny orange legs}
BLING: Don't forget the nub-arms!
{the Cheatball grows tiny orange arms}
GRUNDY: And now,
BLING: The ultimate piece to the cuteness puzzle,
BOTH: RED-ORANGE FUR!!!!
{The Cheatball's body becomes red-orange}
GRUNDY: Hey, why don't we add an antenna?
BLING: What kind?
GRUNDY: Katamari Damacy style.
BLING: Yeah!
{the Cheatball grows a red and yellow antenna. Cut back to the computer room. The Cheatball is sitting on the desk}
BLING: There! The perfect cuteness! Let's call it...
GRUNDY: CUTEBALL!
BLING: That's a great name! Let's go buy Cuteball some food.
{Bling and Grundy walk off. the paper comes down. 15 seconds later, Cuteball talks}
CUTEBALL:{low and evil voice} Hello. I am Sir Cutain XLII. {pronounced as "Kyoo-Tayne The Forty-Second"} You all are now my slaves! MWA-HA-HA-H-
{Bling and Grundy walk in carrying Grocery Bags}
BLING: Hey Cuteball!
CUTEBALL: GAAH! Er... Uhh... {normal voice} Cuteball! Cu-Cuteball!
{the paper comes down}