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Im a bell makes an aminal, but almost everyone hates his creations.

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Rip-Off Cheat, The Cheat, The Gold, Vegerot, Tamabelli, Strong Bad, Homeschool Winner, Bling, Audience, Onion Bell

Places: Im a bell's computer room, The Field

Transcript

IM A BELL: Let's take this train wreck for a test drive.

{Im a bell types in "alphacram.exe"}

ALPHA CRAM: Hellote, Goldie. Joe! Obtained Not Aught fresh superbox scibblings!

{translation: "Hi, Im a bell! Oh! You have 1 new email!"}

IM A BELL: Pull it up, Alpha Piece-Of-Crap.

made up aminal

Dear Im a bell,
What would you like as if you were your own made up
aminal
Sincerely,

Super Potate

IM A BELL:{typing} My own made-up aminal, ehhh? {stops typing} Well...

{cut to the field, things appear as Im a bell says them}

IM A BELL:{voiceover} It would look like an anvil, but yellow with black spots. it'd have long, black eyes, but no mouth. Oh! It'll also have long spikes for arms and feet! And it'd have three black spikes of air! OH! And-

{Cut back to the computer room. The Cheat and Vegerot are beside the desk}

THE CHEAT: <cheat noises>

IM A BELL: Wha-what did he say?

VEGEROT: He said, "Uhh... Bell-dude, that made-up animal looks an awful lot like me!" And, it does look like him.

IM A BELL: Oh. okay, how about this...

{cut back to the field. Things appear once again as Im a bell says them}

IM A BELL:{voiceover} ...It would look like The Cheat, but with gold fur and orange spots. Oh, and it's eyes would be yellow. I call it, The Gold!

{cut back to the computer room}

IM A BELL: Well, what do you think?

VEGEROT: Stay out of our species, will ya?

{Vegerot and The Cheat leave. cut to a grayscale computer screen. An image of Im a bell appears. it transforms as Im a bell says}

IM A BELL:{voiceover} Okay, how about a virtual pet? It would look like me, but blocky with no arms, no hat, but still a propeller, a short pair of legs with no feet, and a retarded smile. It's name is... Tamabelli!

{cut back to the computer. Strong Bad and Homeschool Winner are there}

STRONG BAD: Im a bell, no virtual pets. Computers are my thing!

HOMESCHOOL: No, computers are MY thing. E-mail is your thing.

IM A BELL: Uhh... HOMESCHOOL?!!! Aren't you non-existent or something?

HOMESCHOOL: Uhh... VOIP!!!!!!

{Homeschool dissappears}

STRONG BAD: WHOA!!!! Seriously, Bellstrom. Virtual pets aren't your thing.

{Strong Bad leaves}

{cut back to the grayscale computer screen. same rules apply as last time}

IM A BELL:{voiceover} Okay, it would look like me with orange cat ears and no hat. I would have a black nose, and my arms and feet would be little orange stubs! OH! And he can speak English, but he'd hav Homestar's speech impediment and sound like a 2-year-old! I'll call it... Bling! Aw, Bling's so cuuute!!! Say hi, Bling!

BLING: Hewwo! Heeheehee!

AUDIENCE: AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! He's sooo cuuuute!

{cut back to the computer room. Vegerot and Bling are there with Im a bell. An onion with Im a bell's face on it is on the desk}

IM A BELL: Well, that was tiring. Me, Vegerot and Bling are gonna take a vacation. Onion Bell, you can take over for now.

AUDIENCE: WOOOOOOO!!!! ONION BELLLL!!!! YAAAAAYY!!!!

IM A BELL: Man, all you guys suck!

{Im a bell, Vegerot, and Bling leave. The paper comes down saying "They're gone! Go Onion Bell!!!"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Onion Bell" on the paper at the end to see this scene;
IM A BELL: Onion Bell, did you sell all our stuff to Onion Bubs?!
{Onion Bell rolls away}
VEGEROT: Hey, cool! Onions! Bling, want some?
BLING: Yes, PWEASE! I just wuv Onions!
IM A BELL: Man, ever since Bling was called into existence, Vegerot's been, I can't believe I'm saying this, Benevolent! But, who can blame him, JUST LOOK AT HIM! HE'S SO CUTE!

Gallery of Animals Created By belstrnnmmvnmn

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