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Im a bell personifies Alpha Cram and he fixes a video game.

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Alpha Cram

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Personified Alpha Cram, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Wheelchair, CASIO Keyboard-Head Strong Bad, Eh Steve, Coach Z, Tamabelli.

Places: Im a bell's computer room, The field, Sweet Cuppin' Cakes, Sweet Puttin' Cakes Golf-Golf Puttiature

Transcript

Alpha Cram & Tamabellis

Dear Im a bell,
Being a tech genius, I have designed a progrum that'll delete Alpha Cram. Also, my Tamabelli keeps freakin' dying!

Cheers,
Tyson Wolf

attachment:alphacramgoboom.exe

IM A BELL:{typing} Wait, you really can get rid of him? Download that mess!

{Im a bell clicks on the attachment. The screen reads "Mess downloaded". Alpha Cram appears onscreen and explodes. Flames shoot out of the keyboard. a ;: key hits the screen}

IM A BELL: Woah. Aw, did the little toe have to be sacrificed? Wait, I DESTROYED ALPHA CRAM!!!!{stops typing} Sorry, my capitals {pronounced as "Caah-Py-Tellssssss"} had locked on tight. Wait, what did I just say?

{pan out to show some PBTC-Style Im a bell standing beside Im a bell}

PBTC IM A BELL: Hellote! I are The Greek First Jam!

IM A BELL: Wait, I'd recognize that tenous grasp of the english language anywhere... YOU'RE ALPHA CRAM!!! Crap. {typing} Hey, can you make me an "email-virus" blocker Wolfgang Puck? {stops typing} AAAAND... send!

{The Chimer 20X6 turns into Strong Mad's cardboard computer}

IM A BELL: Whuh-oh. I gotta go buy a shotgun from Bubs', so, Alpha Cram, why don't you NOT eat Bling, how does that sound?

{cut to the field. Bubs and Strong Bad are talking to eachother}

BUBS: Look Strong Bad, That DNA Evidence was-

{Bubs becomes The Wheelchair. Strong Bad becomes CASIO Keyboard-head Strong Bad}

THE WHEELCHAIR: -my Burle Holiday Cabbage!

{CASIO Keyboard-head Strong Bad plays the demo. The Field becomes Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. Eh Steve appears}

EH STEVE: EH, VIRUS'd!

{cut back to the computer room}

IM A BELL: Man, this is frickin' annoying. I know how to fix this. Alpha Cram, can I-

ALPHA CRAM: Pleased to announce I is Alphonse Crammosa!

IM A BELL: Fine. Alphonse Crammosa, can I take you to go mini-golfing? Grood.

{cut to the Infinite 18th hole at Sweet Puttin' Cakes Golf-Golf Puttiature. Im a bell, Alpha Cram, and Coach Z are there}

IM A BELL: Get outta here, Coach.

{Im a bell pushes Coach Z off the 18th hole}

COACH Z:{slowly gets quieter} Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......

IM A BELL: Here's your ball. Use it or else.

{cut to Im a bell back on the ground at Sweet Puttin' Cakes}

COACH Z:{in the distance} ...ooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{a dust cloud can be seen way behind Im a bell. Sweet Puttin' Cakes morphs back into Im a bell's computer room}

IM A BELL:{typing} Well, that's the last we'll see of him! Am I forgetting something? OH YEAH! The Tamabelli! Well, I have the Tamabelli Dictator^TM and I know what every Tamabelli does. Yours keeps dying from lack of food and too much exercise. You see, you have The Tamabelli Of Town^TM...

{cut to a screen. a fat Tamabelli with a crown is there}

IM A BELL: NOT Tamabelli Z^TM!

{a skiny Tamabelli with Z on it appears}

IM A BELL: Look, try giving it the Tompkins Virus. Just hook the Tamabelli up to your computer via the EtherBell^TM cable and press Escape, Control, Tab, Alt, both Shifts, Num Lock, and Tilde, change the Tamabelli's date to Thanksgiving, and give it some Turkey. It will be fed too much for a normal Tamabelli, and that will happen indefinitely, or until it's TamaHeart^TM goes out. Well, g'bye!

{the paper comes down}