(even if you aren't vegan)
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{Scene starts showing a large chocolate factory, but it isn't the magical factory of dreams we're all familiar with. Instead, it's an ugly, smoke-spewing behemoth of a place, and cranking gears can be heard in the background. In two words: NOT PRETTY. CHARLIE, GRANDPA JOE, VERUCA SALT, MIKE TEAVEE, VIOLET BEAUREGAURDE, AGUSTUS GLOOP, and their respected PARENTS are waiting outside.}
CHARLIE: Well, this is it! This is that factory I wanted to visit so much.
GRANDPA JOE: It doesn't look like much.
CHARLIE: But... but... but this is the greatest day of my life! It'll have to get better once we get inside!
VERUCA: Daddy, what is this place? I am entirely unsatisfied with this factory.
MR. SALT: I'm sorry, little girl, but there aren't any more chocolate factories around. This is the only one I could
show you.
VERUCA: THEN BUILD ONE!
MR. SALT: Okay, then. I'll do that right away.
{A limo comes up and picks the two up, where they leave offscreen.}
MIKE: Wait... why am I even here in the first place? I hate chocolate! I'm going to go watch television or whatever it
is kids do these days.
VIOLET: I'm going, too. I only tried getting that ticket just because my competitive spirit wouldn't let me not win it! I don't actually want to tour some dumb factory!
{The two of them and their parents leave.}
CHARLIE: Well, I guess it's just me and Agustus!
{Agustus falls over onto the road, and an ambulance comes onscreen and picks him up.}
CHARLIE: ...well, I guess it's just me! YAY!
{At this point, a dreadful little tune is heard, and the front gates to the factory creak open loudly. WILLY WONKA steps out onto the scene.}
WONKA: Well, ladies and gentlemen... or gentleman and other gentleman, I should say. Welcome to my amazing factory! Isn't it great? Couldn't you just die?
GRANDPA JOE: Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Wonka, I've seen better factories in depressing homages to classic children's books! What is this place, anyways?
WONKA: Only the most amazing place of wonder you'll ever feast your eyes on! Come along for the adventure!
CHARLIE: Yay!
{The scene then cuts to them in a large room with rusty pipes on the ceiling going into a large, bubbling vat. What looks like oil is gushing out of the pipes and into the vat.}
WONKA: This is where my chocolate is mixed and refined to its greatest flavor, and then carried off to other rooms by members of a small impoverished nation that I brought hear illegaly and am now exploiting! AND HERE THEY ARE NOW!
{A bunch of groaning Oompa Loompas in depressing gray factory suits come over, take the vat away, and carry it offscreen. Another group walks in with a new vat and places it down where the old one was, and then walk away moaning.}
GRANDPA JOE: Well, this is... interesting. What's that terrible smell?
WONKA: I'd tell you, but you'd probably never eat chocolate again. COME ALONG, NOW! We're going to the generator room!
CHARLIE: ...yay?
{Scene cuts to a depressing, dark room, lit by a single bulb. Several Oompa Loompas, in the same factory suits, are running furiously on tiny treadmills that are connected to a giant, hulking, glowing machine in the back. WONKA takes out a whip and cracks it in the air a few times, and then addresses CHARLIE and GRANDPA.}
WONKA: This is where I get all the power for my factory! It's also where I put everyone who tries to tempt me! Because NOBODY TEMPTS WILLY WONKA. Tee-hee!
GRANDPA JOE: Well, I'd have to say that this is mighty mean to those little men!
WONKA: Oh, nobody actually cares what they think. They know that they're freakish little mutants. They're probably getting enjoyment out of this, because that's how freakish and little they are! Tee-hee!
GRANDPA JOE: ...you know, I think I've seen enough. I'm leaving here.
WONKA: You don't want to see my inventing and market testing room?
GRANDPA JOE: No.
WONKA: Or the room where I abuse squirrels just because they're good at cracking open nuts?
GRANDPA JOE: No.
WONKA: Or even the room where we're working on TV chocolate and mind control?
GRANDPA JOE: NO! I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF IT!
WONKA: Well suit yourself if you want to miss out on this once-in a lifetime experience!
GRANDPA JOE: Alright, I will!
WONKA: FINE!
GRANDPA JOE: FINE!
{WONKA and GRANDPA JOE storm out in opposite directions, leaving CHARLIE out all alone.}
CHARLIE: Umm... yay?
{Scene ends.}
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