Wiki TV/Seph

{The scene starts just like the beginning of The Dark Knight. The Joker walks into a bank with his henchmen, and walks towards the staff.}

JOKER: ALRIGHT! THIS IS A STICKUP! {Searches through his pockets for a few seconds, only to find nothing.} .....Oh damn!

HENCHMAN #1: What is it?

JOKER: DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

HENCHMAN #2: What is it boss?!

JOKER: {Sigh.} I forgot to pack the guns.

HENCHMAN #1: You idiot! .....Have you at least packed the grenades?

JOKER: ......Bloody hell! .....I forgot those too!

HENCHMAN #2: ....Then what do we intimidate them with? Did you at least bring the knives?

JOKER: Nope.

HENCHMAN #1: ......Damn. Then what do we do?

JOKER: How the hell should I know?

{As they are saying this, the manager of the bank steps out of his office with a machine gun and sneaks behind the Joker without him noticing. He shoots the two henchmen, and is just about to shoot the joker until he turns around and notices him.}

JOKER: Oh don't bother. I'm on my way out anyway. {Heads towards the exit, and then stops again, just to turn around.} I'll also have you guys know, that I KILLED A BUS DRIVER! .....damn it.. {Heads towards the exit some more, until a schoolbus drives through the wall and runs over the Joker, killing him.}

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• So? What do you think? Lex 23:04, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

It's like one joke, but it's short enough to pull it off.This type of joke sense would be a valuable asset to wiki TV. Hired! — ChwokaTalk