(even if you aren't vegan)
Wiki TV/Bell
{The scene starts with Chwoka sitting on a recliner, smoking a pipe, and reading a newspaper. There is a desk with a phone on it right beside the chair. The phone rings.}
CHWOKA: Hmm? {picks up phone} Hello?
PERSON:{from phone} Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?
CHWOKA: ...I don't have an emergency.
PERSON:{from phone} Sir, don't call 911 unless you have an emergency.
CHWOKA: But you called me!
PERSON:{from phone} Sir, I do not know what you are talking about. Now, do you have an emergency, or not?
CHWOKA: No, of course not! You called me!
PERSON:{from phone} Sir, could you please calm down?
CHWOKA: Calm down?! I will not calm down until you explain to me just WHY you guys called me!
PERSON:{from phone} Sir, please calm down, or we may be forced to come over to your house and arrest you.
CHWOKA: ARREST ME?! YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED! THERE'S A LAW AGAINST DISTURBING THE PEACE, YOU KNOW!
PERSON:{from phone} ...Sir, I-
CHWOKA: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!
PERSON:{from phone} ... {sighs} I am very sorry, sir, but you've forced me to do this.
CHWOKA: "THIS"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "TH-
{a police officer kicks the door open. He, and another police officer, rush in, grab Chwoka by the arms, and carry him out}
CHWOKA: THIS IS ABSURD! I ORDER YOU TO LET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
POLICE OFFICER: ... {sighs, pulls out a taser}
CHWOKA: ...What are you-{is tasered} AAARGHHHHHH-{passes out}
{cut to the kitchen. The Noid is there, holding a phone and snickering. End scene}
A bit predictable, but solid enough to accept. Hired! — ChwokaTalk