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Wiki City Detective Agency/lobby
You are in the Lobby of the detective agency. Sitting at the front desk is Casey Cohen, typing busily at the computer. It would be best to ask her about any recent news. Upstairs is the Commissioner's Office and the Break Room.
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{Casey is relaxing at her desk, reading a magazine. Every so often, she turns the page. Jerry walks into the room.}
CASEY: Hey, Jerry. How was the drive here?
JERRY: I got to blow out somebody's tire. It was pretty fun.
CASEY: Huh. Sounds like it. Anyhow, the commish wants to see you in his office.
JERRY: Ugh, alright. If I had a nickel for every time he called me up there, I'd have three quarters.
{Jerry heads up the stairs and into the commissioner's office.}
{Myself enters, and keeps walking until she trips on the counter}
MYSELF: Ow, ow, oh the pain, the pain of boredom of killing people. What happened to all the {yells} ADRENALINE?!
CASEY: Holy- my ears! Quit yelling! Anyhow, you're the rookie, right? Head up to see the commish.
MYSELF: When did I say I wanted to be a-{sees the sign Wiki City Detectives Agency} oh crap. And now now I'm apparently here to kill {pulls out card and reads it} Skull, Skullbuggy. What kind of dumb name is that?
CASEY: You tell me. Oh, and by the by?
{Casey pulls a gun out from under her desk and shoots the card out of Myself's hand.}
CASEY: If you so much as touch the commissioner, everyone here's going to be out for your blood. Have a nice day.
MYSELF: Fine, I'll be a{does a double back flip so she is behind the counter} detective, because I's gone missing and I want to save him.
CASEY: Huh. Nice moves. Alright, go see the commish so you can get your badge on. We'll see if we can find this I person.
{Chwoka walks in, obviously drunk. He is carrying a gun.}
CHWOKA: comiishh...
CASEY: Oh, God. Listen, buddy. This is not the Hangover House. Go be drunk somewhere else.
{A Stickman walks in through the doorway.}
STICK: Greetings madam, my name is Stick Pino. I believe this is the WCDA?
{zoo flies through the door}
ZOO977: WAAAAAAAAAGH! {crashes into the main desk}
CASEY: Yearrgh! What the hell? ... {to Stick} Yes, this is the WCDA. {to Zoo} What's with the crashing, huh?
STICK: Thank you kindly. {leaves for the office}
ZOO977: {extremely confused} Yes, teacher, I need a hall pass.
{Conchris walks in through the door, he trips on a piece of carpet and falls to the floor, he gets up and brushes himself off}
CONCHRIS: {mumbling} Stupid carpet and their little pieces that catch you, grr... {speaking} Oh, hello. My name's Conchris. I'd like to sign up at this agency.
ZOO977: {dazed, he walks into the office}
CASEY: Sure thing, mister... What's your last name, sir?
CONCHRIS: You know, that never actually occurred to me. Give me a minute. {thinking} Now, I could say my last name is also Conchris but that doesn't sound right. Conchris Conchris? What am I? Mario Mario? I could pick up any last name and just say it here... wait a second, is my thoughts echoing again? {pauses} Nope, just me. Ah screw it, just think of a word that would make sense. I can't really remember my last name... {speaking} Low. Yeah, that's it, I think... {thinking} Way to go, idiot. Yeah, people are seriously going to take you seriously now!
