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Wiki Chasers/Bronx/Construction Site
The masked man is here.
Talk
CLAM: Keep a close eye, he can be anywhere...
CIPHER: Do we have any way to make sure he'll stay put, and not teleport away?
{He teleports in front of them.}
MASKED MAN: Hello, I am the master of swords.
CLAM: {pulls out handgun and shoots}
{He teleports away.}
JINX: {on tree above them.} Hello, I am JINX!
CIPHER: Why're you trying to wreck the mall, Deadpool wanna-be?
CLAM: And who are you anyway?
JINX: Because, they will destroy the forest if they make it. And I am Jinx, Master of Knives and Swords.
CIPHER: ...Dude. This is an abandoned warehouse. With no forest in sight.
CLAM: Jinx, what's that? {points behind Jinx}
JINX: {points to the forest.} I'm not falling for that.
CLAM: ... {Fires rapidly at Jinx}
{Jinx teleports away.}
CLAM: He's gone. Where did he go?
JINX: Right behind you.
CIPHER: Jinx! Why can't we just negotiate this like civilized p-oh whatever. {fires SMG}
{appears behind Cipher and stabs him in the arm.}
CLAM: Ahh! You hit me, not him! {passes out}
JINX: MWAHAHAHAHAHA
CIPHER: {clubs Jinx over the head with SMG} I like it when villians gloat. They're all the easier to deal with.
{Jinx starts teleporting out of control, and phasing.}
CIPHER: ... What the craaaap?
{Andre grabs his knifes, and stabs him, killing him. Clam wakes up}
CLAM: What happened, Andre?
ANDRE: Jinx is dead.
CIPHER: So, what do we do with the body?
CLAM: Let's take it and give it to Corpse.
ANDRE: Teleporting, No- {they teleport.}