(even if you aren't vegan)
Vincet.crayon/Origins
VINCE: Ahh... I'm still locked in Wal-Mart!
Dear Gargleman What's up with you? Where do you come from, exactly? Jerry
VINCE: This v-mail needs improving
{Vince changes the e-mail. It Now looks like this}
Dear Gagoman What's up PLAY'A? Where do you eat from a tube? Skullbuggy
VINCE: NOW I could do this! OK, It started out with my prehistoric self.
{Cuts to a scene in a cave. A caveman is whacking his head.
VINCE:He is so crazy. Now in Peasantry. I was Sir Gargle.
{A man with a red hat and a mustache is on the screen}
VINCE: He had a hat! Now, in 1920.
{Cut to a circus. A man named The Amazing Vigoman is doing a traipse act.}
VINCE: Of course, he was a weirdo. Along came myself in 1953. His name was Verco.
{Verco comes on the screen. He is in a jumpsuit somehow.}
VINCE: He was an Elvis wannabe. Now in the 60s! My 60 version was Disco.
{Screen cuts to a Disco. Disco is discoing his night away.}
VINCE: He lived in that disco like I live in Wal-Mart. Now on to the 70's. I was A hippie named George.
{Cut to a grassy field. A hippie is meditating.}
VINCE: I hated the health rush. Now in the 80's, I was Certiblo.
{Screen cuts to a house. A baby Vince and Certiblo are in the house.}
VINCE: She held the cutest living baby. ME! And finnaly now. See you next time!
{Papey the paper comes down}
VINCE: Nice timing!