VG After Night/Waffles

About this show

In honor of the first episode, this show is about waffles.

{Cut to a stage much like Jerry Springer's but it has a big screen and green lights on the floor.}

VINCE: In honor of this one episode, we will have it about waffles. Now, first, a song.

{Do You Like Waffles? appears on the screen.}

VINCE: {After the song is over} Now, we will have waffles right now. In a waffle fight.

PRODUCER: Never going to happen, Vince.

VINCE: Well then.

{Waffles start flying everywhere}

PRODUCER: STOP THIS MADNESS!

VINCE Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!

{The screen cuts to a Technical Difficulties sign}

VINCE: Sorry about that. Now, more waffles.

{Cuts to a waffle. The waffle comes alive and dances. Vince eats it. Then cuts back}

VINCE: That was good. Now, waffle. Fruit or vegetable? Vote now by calling 555-667-NOTANUMBER. Call now!

AUDIENCE: NO!

VINCE: OK, don't do it.

AUDIENCE Good.

VINCE: Now, french toast. Is it a mammal?

{The audience yell no. Somebody says it is an amphibian.}

VINCE: WRONG! Reacent studies show that french toast is an amphibian.

GUYS THAT SAID NO Ohhh... We didn't say yes or no.

VINCE: So that concludes the waffles of the Earth. Now get out of here!

{Episode ends}