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Userpedia/Troll
Trollers, often known simply as Trolls or by the alternate name Vandals, are members of an evil denomination of User who have the ability to perform Evil, a type of black magic move used only by dark witches and the like. Trollers are often fought by legitimate Users and severely reprimanded by the higher ranks of Sysop, Bureaucrat, and Mod; so far, none have majorly succeeded. The ruler of the Trollers was often thought to be Willy on Wheels until NSMC seemingly took over the throne; however, it is perhaps most likely that they are ruled by a separate, more evil entity who creates them from behind the scenes and may never be stopped. Most Trolls are imprisoned in Banland, though some are on the loose. Trolls are rarely seen at the WUW, which is usually attacked by Spambots. The most annoying troll is Raiku
The very first troll
Notable Trolls
Reformed Trolls
Reformed trolls are trolls who have traded their Spam abilities for acceptance in the Users' lives. One notable Reformed Troll was Marshieman, who, once he became a true User, altered his name into MikeControl.