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Good, I needed to talk to you

I feel as though I'm losing my connection with you and your brand of humor. Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 04:44, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

Since when did I have humour? --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 04:44, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
hurr i dont know Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 04:47, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
Well.PNG then we'll hurr to the sun and shoop da whoop to the left side of the 9000ft Longcat and shout to the heavens DRY JCM IS DRY AND GO YARR PIRATES --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 04:48, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
Did someone say my name. MeTK2lK.pngrEqWIWX.png 15:48, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
no - SKUB ? 15:49, 29 November 2008 (UTC)


You realise Motherbot is my character? FloppyDongHersh Bensfloppydong.png

He was mocking me because I fixed up an error with you forgetting just one comma. Miss Peach.PNGMiss PeachMiss Peach.PNG
Oh, I was mocking you, was I? Way to misinterpret. --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 21:02, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Can I label Zoo a grammar nazi now? FloppyDongHersh Bensfloppydong.png
Do what you want, I misinterpreted an edit so I thought the entry was Zoo's. --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 21:07, 4 December 2008 (UTC)


YOU CAN DO THAT RIGHT Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 22:22, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

no i can do 1 second
meanie you banned me i h8t you now Lex 22:26, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
BLOCK ME FOR 1 SECOND Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 22:27, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
"h8t" doesn't work that way. --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 22:29, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
just doesn't have the same ring to it Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 22:31, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
who am i kidding i your alright vindicator now can i have your stuff Lex 22:34, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Hello there, sir

I would like to request the use of your images for JCM's Animation Studio. Letting us use these files will be very much appreciated, as we are thriving to become the biggest source of animations on the wiki. MeTK2lK.pngrEqWIWX.png 04:30, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

watev's lil man 08:33, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Dear Vindicator

I think you have misunderstood Artistic Times. It was satirising a very serious issue in today's society. The rules. And I think you'll agree with everything on it. --Dinoshaur gaycm 23:18, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

I didn't waste my time reading the blatant copy-pasta from Wikipedia. Despite the users inactivity, I would've thought you, of most people, could do better than copy-paste.


me and you both are addicted

we need to show the world why theyre awesome FloppyDongHersh Bensfloppydong.png

i've been around the valve corp. block longer than you have mah boi
i can do it myself --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 20:58, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
do i win FloppyDongHersh Bensfloppydong.png
proof or it didnt happen Lex 21:39, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
i was two how could i take screenshots of the green apocalypse
and on a computer i threw away six years ago FloppyDongHersh Bensfloppydong.png
i bought helf-lef for pc when steam wasn't existing
"1998" --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 20:20, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
i wanted to tell everyone with you my heart is broken now :(((((((((((((((((((( FloppyDongHersh Bensfloppydong.png
i don't care about emotions only being popular --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 20:54, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
what if i told you the source of your popularity is your emotions Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 02:03, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
pime taradox - SKUB ? 02:09, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

"LEEMEN DEEMEN - why must you be plain "

HOW AM I PLAIN IS IT MY SIG -pmelondemon43y 21:47, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

yes --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 03:41, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

The Wiki got Stupider

It Started - NIKE!CBC (talk · Miis)HANDS OFF MAH NIKE!

Oh jeez

You're leaving? Well then, goodbye. Have a nice life. --Schmello!HomfrogtalkribsSchmoodbye! 13:04, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't think he's leaving
He's just making fun of our clan.
DIRTY THIRDIES FOREVER FloppyDongHersh Bensfloppydong.png
If we're a clan do we get kilts? Btw I'm a second gen --Schmello!HomfrogtalkribsSchmoodbye! 16:54, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
I knew Well.PNG
Clans only get cool names. Like "Whitestorm" or "Yellowfang" FloppyDongHersh Bensfloppydong.png
Or... The Leviathans. Lex 17:33, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Spehy; get on IRC and tell Ninjacuck what yorkshire pudding is FloppyDongHersh Bensfloppydong.png

Since you obviously didn't leave

I just want to let you know that I slightly censored one of your fan fictions to comply with the rules, as I really don't think using the s word 3 times in a 50 line transcript counts as extreme moderation. MeTK2lK.pngrEqWIWX.png 23:50, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

But then I reverted it since it's allowed 3 or less times if you put a warning which he did. -pmelondemon43y 23:52, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
I don't know where you got those specifics from. Please start a discussion on the Fanstuff Guidelines talk page if you're confused, and if you revert my edit again, I will have to be forced to block you for edit warring. MeTK2lK.pngrEqWIWX.png 23:57, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
/me brainpalm - SKUB ? 00:05, 10 August 2009 (UTC)



serious -- NachoTalk 00:00, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

WHY SO SERIOUS? - O hai thar, guy with style.\\‪‪‪Nebs//Greetings, Earthling. 00:07, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

you this never happened Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 01:49, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

" back to listening to sub focus"

you have lost all rights to gloat Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 16:16, 10 October 2009 (UTC)


mstrkrft to you too, sir Lucian SummersThe Heir has awoken. Your shit is wrecked. 15:45, 14 November 2009 (UTC)

thumb up
mastercraft Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 19:39, 31 May 2012 (UTC)

last warning

hey man

dont delete the longest page anymore okay? this is your last and final warning.

-  yup  05:40, 2 June 2012 (UTC)

about my user page

oh so it seems i was mostly using your images. yeah i did that just because they were the only anime images i could find in like ten seconds. i changed it to some real gangsta shit so no hard feelings?  yup  02:02, 13 August 2012 (UTC)

I know you're not active right now

But just to explain what we've done with your Vindicator character in Wikihood, in the event you return to us and want to rejoin, is completely unrelated to Xenophunk(which I assume is your new personal alias/self insertion alias). I assume you want them to be completely unrelated characters, which is totally fine, but I thought you should know that Vindi has a role in the story - He's now our insane scapegoat.

Also, the Wikihood house no longer has an owner, so Xenophunk can emerge on the scene and totally snipe the house out from under us.

Just, something to take into consideration when returning to the fray. See you around, maybe Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 04:59, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

tbh it started the other way
count x > xenophunk > vindicator > alkemist > montpellier
i kinda went with those names as music production monikers as well
if you could do anything about that, disconnect the character from the human form or something (representation of a parasite that caused said hyper transformation of mary sue abilities like it was over 7 years ago back on the hrf)
etc --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me
we've kind of already done that
good to see you again bud Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 05:23, 9 December 2013 (UTC)
i'm 20 years old
seriously what the fuck has my life become
listen to my music --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me
I'm an 18 year old borderline college dropout
but I play a lot of video games to try and make up for it
(also link us to some of your music please) Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 05:27, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

wikihood started in 2006
and in 2013 we're still butchering it
yeehaw Lex 05:26, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

maybe one day i'll tell y'all what i actually had envisioned for the series so long ago

go wild --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 05:32, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

i like to think we've gone a long way since the days of wikihood redux where all we did was blow up planets and make youtube poop jokes
but at the same time i like to think a lot of things
your stuff is actually pretty good btw Lex 05:41, 9 December 2013 (UTC)
Wikihood started off as a literal offshoot combining the universes that wiki users of the HRF had envisioned for their self insertions (around the rise of when Wiki User Emails were becoming a thing) - so I looked to try and combine what the Wiki was there for, whilst combining the usage of the popular rise of self insertions / original characters, and while the first few episodes contained none of the sort (mainly to introduce the original characters), I was looking to combine the two groups of characters (H*R and the Wiki) in the same universe, culminating into some hypothetical plot point / villain (initially something ridiculous that panned out a few episodes to the end point which shit went down (and in the case of the Poopsmith, literally). It eventually exploded into pop culture humour, video game references, musical guests and built popularity over the hypocrisy that a page that broke nearly all of the rules and guidelines stayed up on the wiki for as long as it did, even having sysops join it (which I thought, at the time was really something for me). The next incarnations, evoked from the requirements of having to include some stationary characters, gained new settings, became more of a 'Brady Bunch with Swears, Aliens and Mary Sues' and the end point was planned to be actually something interesting, more story, less comedic value. But you know, when you open the books to be doctored by anyone, you end up with something else, which works, as most people stayed on point… for the time being.
So yeah, Wikihood was actually planned at one point to be some serious drama text series.
And that would have happened too if I had the ability to turn back time and make it worth reading. --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 05:50, 9 December 2013 (UTC)
Hm, that's actually not too far from what we're trying to achieve now, with this current version of Wikihood. Well, I think at least. Unlike the most famous version of the series on the WUW from 2008, where things used to get super wild and crazy without any regard for... well, anything. Plot, characterization, all sorts of batfuckery, in all honesty. This version that we've been doing since late 2011 has actually been written to be much more grounded than before, yet with the same sort of quirks that make it "fun".
Basically we've scrapped the whole "Mary Sue" thing, along with the unoriginal characters, and conflicting opinions behind the scenes, major plot holes, the sort of things that brought us down before. (We're talking about the version of Wikihood on this WUW, not the two versions on the HRFWiki that, well... we had no part in at all ;p)
But yeah, with this, we're basically striving for a plot-based original fiction that still manages to capture the charm of the original, just with less BS. We now have original characters (the main ones, who admittedly started off as self-inserts, but eventually became their own characters independent of the writers themselves), original settings, a whole section for plot planning and such, and basically we try and spend more time and effort into making it more organized altogether, instead of churning out a whole bunch of garbled nonsense constantly, all the time.
Not sure how good of an explanation that was, or if it was an explanation at all, but I tried to lay out what we're pretty much doing with Wikihood in the present sense. No doubt someone else could've explained it much better than I did, lol. Lex 07:03, 9 December 2013 (UTC)
also we have keith david
that's cool right Brerose 08:11, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

Rock the Casbah - The Clash

Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The Sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille

The Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric camel drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the Shareef
Had cleared the square
They began to wail

The Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

Now over at the temple
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
The temple band took five
The crowd caught a wiff
Of that crazy Casbah jive

The Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the Casbah way
As soon as the Shareef was
Chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to
The cockpit radio blare
As soon as the Shareef was
Out of their hair
The jet pilots wailed

The Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

He thinks it’s not kosher
Fundamentally he can’t take it
You know he really hates it

  • nice --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 09:28, 18 September 2018 (EDT)