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{On the screen, the word "April 4, 1906, Washington DC. Theodore Roosevelt is with his wife and some senators, having dinner}

SENATOR 1: Did you hear about that ruckus, Ted? It was crazy! People were pissed!

THEODORE ROOSEVELT: {Laughing} That WAS psycho. At least no one was too mad. {picks up his fork, sees a shadow in the reflection} I think I just saw something move on the rooftop.

SENATOR 2: {Looks, doesn't see anything.} You are just worried, Ted.

{Zoom out to the rooftop, our favorite Demon is on the roof, holding a sniper rifle.}

{Cut, The President's Den. Theodore Roosevelt is reading a newspaper.}

THEODORE ROOSEVELT: Ahh, the times. {Hears a gunshot.} Who was that? {Looks, sees no one. All of a sudden, a bullet comes towards him} I need my guards! Help! {White House Guards run in, but are shot, Ted runs to the guest bed room, where the senator is dead} Okay, this has gun to far! {Grabs a gun, and runs outside}

RAIKU: Perfect shot. {Aims, and is about to shoot, but is shot. He heals and runs} I will get you another day!