User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/Rants/26

So, how about them Brits, huh? Them limey bastards. You know exactly who I'm talking about. Those tea drinking pansies who do nothing but sit around all day in their cozy-ass living rooms and spend all their time watching Coronation Street and Eastenders. What exactly do the Brits do anymore? You ask me. I mean, like... a few hundred years ago, they were the dominant power, oppressing everyone alike with their massive naval power. But now, they don't oppress anyone. Just... doing jack-all. I mean like.. when was the last Brit you've seen ever relevant, huh? I mean, they don't do anything. It's not like one managed to be the Prime Minister of Australia once. Nah.

But you know who the worst of these limeys is? None other than the Wiki User Wiki's very own Strohersh.

I mean... what's up with him? Some dork who parades around in a beanie hat, followed around by a legion of cats. And let's be honest here, he even listens to Linkin Park. WHAT A DORRRRK.

Man, this guy is so dorky, that he likes wrestling. YEAH, I BET YOU DO, DON'T YA, WATCHING MUSCLEMEN GRAB EACH OTHER. DORRRRRRK.

The World Greatest? More like the WORLD'S DORKIEST.

The Amazing Strong Intelligent does stuff show? More like, the Dorkiest Dork Intellidork Dorks Dork Show. Yeah, man. Look at witty that one was.

So yeah, in closing. The Brits aren't really all that bad, but there's one particular one who is. And that is Dorky McDork Hersh.

Thank you.