(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/Rants/18
Sonic used to be a good series. It was renowned for being a successful rival for the Mario games. The premise was simple, but fun. Run, jump, spin, PRESS UP AND DOWN RAPIDLY TO MOVE THOSE BLOODY BARRELS IN THE CARNIVAL ZONE. However, after Sonic and Knuckles, the series started to fall during the 3D revolution. The games were still decent, with Sonic Adventure being alright. However, now they've declined so much it's like they are not even trying. The start of the crapzone for Sonic in my opinion, was Shadow the Hedgehog. This game tried to put a badboy image to the damn games with the constant use of "Damn" and "Piss", and featuring the damn dark version of Sonic with a damn Gun. GUNS, IN MY damn SONIC? .....As you see, the damn game.. failed. Damn glitches, and repetitive damn gameplay doomed the game. Then with its later games, they decided to add more characters. Like we need them? NO. SILVER THE HEDGEHOG, BLAZE THE CAT, NEGA ROBOTNIK, CHIP THE...DOG?! Then, we get the music. CRAPPY SONGS WITH LYRICS. Where was the do do do dodododo from the old games? But no, we get LIVE AND LEARN. OH GOD. THEY TURNED A LOVEABLE LITTLE SERIES INTO A PIECE OF ASS SERIES FOR FURRIES AND TEENS. Of course, the 2D games they occasionally make are quite good. The advance games were good, and Rush was alright. But are Sega too dumb to notice anything? That these 2D games get better reviews then the 3D ones? SERIOUSLY SEGA. STICK TO THE OLD CONCEPT OF 2D. LOOK AT MEGAMAN. THEY DID IT AND LOOK HOW SUCCESSFUL THEY ARE. STOP TRYING TO ADD NEW GIMMICKS AND STAY WITH WHAT YOU USED TO HAVE. AND STOP MAKING NEW CHARACTERS. REUSE OLD ONES. Jesus.