User:Toonypie/parttwo

Next activity is the invisible link trick.

Simple, but tedious.

Just search every sentence for a link. There will be multible fake links so keep looking until you find the page the says: "You lose!"

It is somewhere...

NOT HERE THOUGH.

See?

It wasn't there!

Park round and round the wheel.... a lot!

You know, YOU KEEP SEARCHING BOY!

Like these messages?

I know you aren't leaving any time soon...

MAHAHAHHA

I like pie.

GREEN EGGS AND HAM!

I am Sam.

Sam I am.

Oh, I hate that Sam I Am!

Would you like Green Eggs and Ham?

I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam I Am!

Did you know Extra bubble gum strengthens teeth?

You should chew more bubble gum.

What?!?!?!? You don't have any?

THEN GO GET SOME!

-waits-

What took you so long?

...

I kill you.

Now chew it!

Yes, that's it.

Faster!

MORE!

MOAR!!

Pizza roxorz my boxorz.

Pizza is pie.

You should start calling it pizza pie...

I'm going to the ATM machine.

What do you mean redundent?

Big words confuse me!

I'm... TELLING YOU MOTHER!

Lets see.... 1-502-645-5646!

YO MAMA: Hello? Who is this?

ME: Yo, iz PJ Panty Pizzas

YO MAMA: Oh... YO, SONNY BOI!

ME: SUP!

YO MAMA: WAZZZZZZZZ

ME: WASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMA: SHUT UP FOO'!

ME: Fine, grandma!

YO MAMA: FINE!

ME: So, I checking on yo son.

YO MAMA: What did he do this time... More important, Who?

ME: HE IS USING BIG WORDS!

YO MAMA: WHAT!?!?!?! How could you! I thought I taught you better!

ME: He used the "r" word!

YO MAMA: You mean...

ME: Yes, redundent.

YO MAMA: GASP!

ME: Yep.

YO MAMA: BOI! YOU IZ GETTING A WOOPING INTO THE NEXT DAY WHEN I SEE YOU!

ME: See ya. -hangs up-

See? You made your mom upset.

I hate you now.