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You want to enter an alternate universe? Well, I can tell you how.

Step 1: Planning

  1. You want to plan which universe to enter. Not planning can easily kill you.
  2. You gotta bring a universe map. Universe maps can help you find your way.
  3. You should really leave your most competent assistant behind so that you can come back.
  4. You have to decide what you want to enter the universe through. If time, think of some useful time travel devices. If space, you'll need a jetpack or shuttle. If time AND space, put a Game Boy in a blender and any game you wish in the Game Boy.

Step 2: Materials

  1. Game Boy, Any game of choice, blender
  2. Jetpack or shuttle, your choice
  3. Useful time travel device
  4. Assistants
  5. A villain for a useful plotline

Step 3: Commencing Universal Travel

  1. Put on your safety gear.
  2. Have your most competent assistant activate the device.
  3. Enter the portal with the other assistants and the villain.

Step 4: Getting Back Home

  1. If you land on an invading planet, try to solve the mystery behind the invasion.
  2. If you enter another time, get used to the timeline. You'll get back to the present from the past anyways. But if you're trying to get home from the future, wait it out BACKWARDS.
  3. Defeat the villain. This is an important asset to getting home.