(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Snuffleupagus/Strong Sad
{Snuffleupagus walks into Strong Sad's bedroom while making furnace noises through his snuffle}
SNUFFY: Sssssss... {in a normal voice} Get out of bed! {pokes Strong Sad with snuffle, Strong Sad jumps out of bed}
STRONG SAD: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Snuffleupagus, what are you doing in my bedroom?
SNUFFY: I like to scare people out of bed.
STRONG SAD: Well, go scare someone else out of bed. You creep me out with your trunk and moving eyelashes.
{Snuffy walks down to Strong Bad's basement and makes furnace noises through his snuffle}
SNUFFY: Sssssss... {in a normal voice} Get out of bed! {pokes Strong Bad with snuffle, Strong Bad falls off the couch. Then, he gets the jibblies as soon as he sees Mr. Snuffleupagus.}
STRONG BAD: Get out of my house, you big hairy elephant!
{Senor Cardgage walks into Strong Sad's room mumbling to himself. Then, he pokes Strong Sad with his boxing glove (hand), and Strong Sad jumps out of bed.}
STRONG SAD: Go away, Mr. Señor Cardgage!
SENOR CARDGAGE: It's Senor, get it right!
STRONG BAD: Senor Cardgage scared Strong Sad out of bed? Man, so cool!
STRONG SAD: No, not cool!