User:Snuffleupagus/Outdoor Environments

{Strong Sad is working for Jerry Stamm, Jr. at the Outdoor Environments Landscape Service located in Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania. Strong Sad rakes the leaves into big piles while Jerry picks up the piles and throws them in the garbage can. Then, he carries it out to the truck and dumps the leaves into the bed. Strong Sad is working at a very slow pace and is sweating like a pig.}

JERRY: Come on, pick it up! You're wasting too much time, and time is money, you know!

STRONG SAD: You're making me work too hard, and I'm gonna pass out.

JERRY: That's a real load! If you can't take the heat, then leave the kitchen 'cause I'll bust your ass whether you like it or not!

{Strong Sad tells a folky tale about Saddy Dumpington and how the citizens of Folk Tale World laughed really hard and passed out for the rest of their lives when he dressed up as Weird-Snake Joe.}

STRONG SAD: And that brings us to this job.

JERRY: No, you're just using that as an excuse. If you don't wanna work, then see ya! Screw you! Screw you!