User:Remolay/characterintros/Remolay

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{Open on camcorder recording on Remolay}

REMOLAY: I told you I don't want to do this fucking intro!

WRITER: I missed the part where you had a choice.

REMOLAY: Oh fuck you! {to camera} I'm Remolay, and I'm not sure what I am anymore. If you're wondering about the hair, I shave my head. Hair just gets in the way. Sometimes I'm a Dark Elf, sometimes I'm not. Which am I right now?

REMADIN: {off screen} We're Drow here.

REMOLAY: Cool, no rules.

WRITER: Touch me and you'll stop existing.

REMOLAY: Dammit. {Pulls Katana out of no where} Anyway this is Ivanova. Her brother is undergoing some... changes at the moment. Allow me to demonstrate how she works. Huttah!

{Remolay throws the katana at the camera, breaking through the lens}

WRITER: {yelling} God dammit Remolay!

{video freezes with pause at the bottom of the screen}