User:Patrick/til

IORI: Hey guys! I'm Iori. What's this page for, you ask? Well, I made it to tell you some of the stuff I learned.

PATRICK: With that brain, I'd find it hard for you to learn anything.

IORI: Heeeeey! I take offence to that!

PATRICK: Or do you?

IORI: I don't know anymore...

PATRICK: Exactly.

IORI: So anyway, below this line is the things I've learned through out my life. It will be updated whenever I learn new stuff.

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• When it's an asteroid, it's outside the hemisphere. If it's a haemorrhoid, it's in your... Can I say that here? I'll just not.
• Lock the front door of your house when you leave it.
• Also lock the back door.
• And the windows.
• And bulletproof the windows.
• And electrocute the doors.
• Never lick a knife of any kind.
• Don't touch the stove when it's on.
• Or the toaster.
• Blue is a color.
• Roses can hurt you. They have thorns.
• Don't try to eat them because they have thorns.
• Open the car door(s) for the passenger(s), don't just swim up to the surface.
• Don't eat the decorative soaps.