User:Patrick/Battle Master Hand/Badstar

BADSTAR: {Appears out of nowhere} I AM READY TO BATTLE!!!

MASTER HAND: Hello, Badstray!

PATRICK: {whispers to Master Hand} It's Badstar.

MASTER HAND: I mean Badstar! Welcome to my arena, where it is ever so clean! Are you ready to fight?

BADSTAR: I was born ready! Bring it on, handy!

MASTER HAND: Aight! Punch! {Master Hand attempts to punch Badstar}

{Badstar's proppelor starts spinning. Flies above Master Hand and dodges the punch.}

MASTER HAND: Wait, are we playing by stamina, or damage?

BADSTAR: What do you mean?

{Scene Pauses, Vince walks in}

VG: He means if when you get hit, you gain damage, or lose stamina. And while it's paused...

{Vince draws a mustache on Badstar, then scene unpauses}

BADSTAR: {Wipes off mustache} Damage.

{Badstar kicks Master Hand.}

BADSTAR: KA-KICK!!!

MASTER HAND: Ack! {slaps Badstar}

BADSTAR: %10
MASTER HAND: 285 HP

BADSTAR: Ow! {Punches Master Hand three times in a row}

MASTER HAND: {goes into gun position; shoots Badstar}

BADSTAR: %25
MASTER HAND: 276 HP

BADSTAR: {Falls down.} OW!!! {Gets up, lunges at Master Hand, and kicks as hard as he can}

MASTER HAND: Ouch! FINGER LASER TIME! {Master Hand shoots lasers out of his fingers at Badstar; he only gets hit 3 times}

BADSTAR: %37
MASTER HAND: 255 HP

BADSTAR: {Weak. Stumbles forward then falls down on knees. Slowly gets up in pain. Punches Master Hand.}

MASTER HAND: Ha! Is that the best you can do? {assist trophy appears near Badstar} Oh no.

BADSTAR: %37
MASTER HAND: 282 HP

BADSTAR: {Grabs assist trophy and holds it high above head. The glass dome breaks open and Demyx from KH2 appears}

DEMYX: What the crap am I doing here?

MASTER HAND: Being an open target for my attack. {grabs Demyx and throws him offscreen}

BADSTAR: YOU... JERK!!! I DIDN'T EVEN GET HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!! {Lunges at Master Hand punching and kicking him as hard as he can}

MASTER HAND: Fine, I'll bring him back. {goes offscreen, grabs Demyx, brings him to Badstar} Now hurry up, before I change my mind.

BADSTAR: %37
MASTER HAND: 202 HP

DEMYX: {Pulls out his sitar. Starts playing it} DANCE, WATER, DANCE!!! {A bunch of water formations that look like Demyx all attack Master Hand. Gives Badstar his autograph and dissapears}

BADSTAR: Heh... guess he wasn't too happy about being thrown offscreen...

MASTER HAND: Apparently. {destroys the water Demyxs, or, Watemyxs, or whatever, then punches Badstar}

BADSTAR: %57
MASTER HAND: 186 HP

BADSTAR: {Falls down. Gets up but falls down on knees} {Thinking} I can't take much more of this... but I can't give up! {Gets up. Kicks Master Hand three times in a row}

BADSTAR: %57
MASTER HAND: 177 HP

SHAO KAHN: {enters} You will die mortal!

MASTER HAND: Get outta here! {throws Shao Kahn offscreen; flies into background, flies into Badstar in fist position}

BADSTAR: %77
MASTER HAND: 177 HP

BADSTAR: {In great pain} {Kicks Master Hand}

SHAO KAHN: You'll never win!

MASTER HAND: Isaidshutup! {grabs Shao Kahn and throws him into Badstar}

BADSTAR: %97
MASTER HAND: 174 HP

BADSTAR: {Attacks Master Hand with all his might} DIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

BADSTAR: %97
MASTER HAND: 114 HP

HEALTH BELOW 150! MASTER HAND POWERED UP!

MASTER HAND: {shoots Badstar 3 times}

BADSTAR: %127
MASTER HAND: 114 HP

BADSTAR: {Falls to knees again} {Thinking} Well, I've had a good life...

SHAO KAHN: All too easy!

MASTER HAND: {enraged, Master Hand grabs Shao Kahn and slams him to the ground repeatedly while another assist trophy appears in front of Badstar}

BADSTAR: H-huh? {Holds assist trophy above head. Who pops out? Guess what; it's Strong Bad! Strong Bad throws Homestar, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Bubs, and Homsar at Master Hand}

MASTER HAND: Ack! Ow! Ouch! Groan! Hurting! Ack!

BADSTAR: %127
MASTER HAND: 14 HP

MASTER HAND: Oh noes, I'm at 14 hp, I am so freaking dead! So freaking dead!

BADSTAR: Okay, Handy... as Strong Bad would say..... ITS OVER!!! {Attacks Master Hand with the last of his strength.}

MASTER HAND: {screams painfully as he is exploding; in the middle of his screams, he says "Explosions! Fireworks! End boss defeat! Breaky spiney!"; comes back} Congratulations! You have just defeated Master Hand! a.k.a. me Your prize is $100,000 and a free trip anywhere around the world!

BADSTAR: WHOO-HOO!!!

MASTER HAND: Now, what are you going to do with the prizes you have won?

BADSTAR: I'm gonna use the money to go to Disneyland! And I'm gonna take you with me!

MASTER HAND: You're going to take me with you? Thanks, but one: I am a giant, floating hand. And two: I beat you to an almost-bloody-pulp-but-not-quite-actually-nevermind-about-the-bloody-pulp-part-I-just-beat-you-to-an-almost-pulp.