User:Lucian Summers/Toons/sickday

Sick Day, Too?

Everyone seems to be sick again!

Cast (in order of appearance): Zarel, Strong Bad, Pter

Places: Zarel's Bedroom, Strong Bad's Basement, Zarel's Bathroom

Transcript

{Cut to Zarel's Bedroom, Zarel is lying in bed with bloodshot eyes, and a little bit of snot running down his nostril. He takes a phone and dials a number}

ZAREL: Hello? {wheezy cough}

STRONG BAD: {over phone} Oh, it's you.

{Cut to Strong Bad's basement, Strong Bad is hunched over the couch while piles of tissues lie across the floor}

STRONG BAD: You've got it, too, I take it?

ZAREL: Yeah...How about on your end?

STRONG BAD: It's hit us again, man. Sick Day's making a fool of us again.

{cut back to Zarel}

ZAREL: My nostrils feel like someone stuck a newspaper in each one...made of snot... {Zarel attempts to sniff, but to no avail} It hurts to sniff...Pter! Where's my hot bath...?

PTER: It's my bath now, I need it more than you!

{Cut to Pter in a similar condition to Zarel; with boxes of tissues outside the tub, blowing his nose on one...yes...the boxes AND tissues}

ZAREL: {offscreen} You freakin' hog! If I didn't feel so sick I'd give you what for! {wheezing and coughing}

{Zarel lets out a groan and a sniff, and the toon ends.}

Fun Fact

• Mostly inspired by seasonal allergy season.