(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Lemon Demon43/stories
Si, amigos, I am making stories all about my amigos and my amigo's amigos that have amigos! I over use the word that starts with a and ends in s! Yep, apples! {If I make a story about and you are offended, I will change/remove it}
JCM's Story: Life as Jicem
{Opens to Da Alley}
JCM: {with a beard and a cigarette. He soon takes out the cigarette. He has a deep voice.} Yo guys. It's JCM. I live in this alley now, since I was expelled from Fanstuff School. SUCKERS!
{JCM walks out of the alley across the street. Some honking cars are heard.}
JCM: I used to be a blue boy. Now, I turned into a green boy, due to changing over the years.
{JCM walks into a diner. He is soon thrown out by a waitress.}
JCM: I can't go anywhere anymore. This is life in New York, this is life as JCM.
{Cut to JCM begging for money. A walker comes and gives him a penny on a string, but then flings it back. JCM gets up.}
JCM: I don't have much money. This is life in NYC, this is life as JCM.\
{IT'S OVER!}
JCM: Sorry if I offended you, JCM.